The Demise of the Java Group

I can’t believe we’re breaking up
Breaking up is hard to do
It’s worse than the split up of Take That
I think I’m going to cry

How could they divide us like this
Don’t they know who we are?
They can’t re-segregate us
They can’t put us in different groups

Sending Paul out to India
At least he’ll come back with a tan
And Greg leaving for some high paid job in the city 
With the suity boys, which I’m sure he’ll enjoy.

This was the first step to destruction
This was what set the axes turning
This is why we’re sat in the pub now
Saying our farewells

But change is good
Change is good
Change is good
OK I’m brainwashed now

I’ll miss you guys
We were like a family
We were invincible and could 
Take on the world and tackle anything

But now I’m off to join Bill Gates’ 
Crusade to take over the universe.
Goodbye doughnuts.  Goodbye Java.  
I’m glad I didn’t learn you.