Inspiration Finally Came Around

Inspiration finally came around 
Crept up on me without a sound
As I sat and lazed around
In the sun getting browned

Sitting in front of her terminal
Trying to program in SQL
Hair tied up in a pony-tail
Giggling inanely at a silly email



An elfish face appears by her side
Don’t look at his arse
He was completely unpredictable
The girl next to me
My little car
My how you have grown
My ickle plant


 
She’s Gonna Have A Baby

Work’s going fine
Nearly lunch-time
Then a tingle down her spine
Followed by a sudden pain

The huge bump
Gives a thump
To say watch out 
I’m coming out

She’s gonna have a baby
She’s gonna give birth on the stairs
Unless the ambulance drivers
Carry her away in tears

Out by the stairs
Friends come to stare
As she sits on a chair
And scrambles for air

Deep breathing
Surrounded by the inquiring 
Suffocating
Face all red and burning

She’s gonna have a baby
She’s gonna give birth on the stairs
Until the ambulance drivers
Carry her away in tears

Men in green 
Appear on the scene
Carry her off crying
There goes the siren

Taking her away 
Making her lay
But they say 
There will be a delay

She’s gonna have a baby
She’s gonna give birth right here
But the ambulance drivers
Have carried her away in tears

 
Something’s gone wrong
It shouldn’t take this long
They stick in prongs
The agony prolongs

Another hour passes
Inhaling gases
Encircled by faces
Remembering her prenatal classes

She’s gonna have a baby
She’s gonna give birth right here
But the paramedics are there
To dry her tears

No cries emerge
The thing won’t budge
Despite the urges
The baby wont be purged

Head sticking out
No breath, no doubt
The mother lets out
A final shout

She’s not gonna have a baby
She’s not gonna give birth on the stairs
She is dragged kicking and screaming
Away from the scene in tears


 
Lady Of The Night

Skin-tight leather
On the side of the street
I watch the lady
And the men she meets

Under the light
She stands there bored
She really deserves 
A great award

Lady of the night
Dress done up real tight
Such a stunning sight
My lady of the night

Tonight’s his night
He pulls up in his car
They drive off 
To a café or bar

Lady of the night
She’ll treat you right
And please you tonight
My lady of the night

Up to a hotel room
She seductively strips
And he pulls out 
The chains and whips

Lady of the night
Knows how to do it right
Holding her so tight
The lady of the night

Drunkenly, she stumbles 
To the bed
To be fucked and strangled
Till she’s dead

Lady of the night
No one to help her plight
Putting up a fight
The lady of the night

Fated
Hated
Sedated
Decapitated
Sated
Highly rated

I read in the paper
Just the other day
Of her death
It’s a tragedy.

Lady of the night
What a terrible sight
He had no right
My lady of the night