In Debt

In debt
Over my head
In the red
Got to stay in bed
To save my bread

Can’t got out
Without doubt
It’s all about 
Sticking it out
Through this drought

I’m really broke
And down on my luck
I can only drink cheap coke
And hope 
My bank statement’s just a joke

Can’t stand it anymore
I’m walking out that door
Yes I’m sure I am sure
Getting out has to be my cure
If I could just find the floor


 

Car Repair Man

I just spoke 
To some incompetent bloke
And I really don’t
Think I trust him

Booked my car
In for repair
To a tear
In the bodywork

Called him up 
At 8 o’clock
To re-book
For next Tuesday

Tuesday came round
And I found 
I’d been moved around
To the following week

So from now on
I’m not going to call upon
The services of that gibbon
To fix my car again