She’s Dating Barron Greenback

The other day my best friend
Introduced me to her new boyfriend
I expected someone tall, blonde and sleek
But he looked like Barron Greenback
And probably has webbed feet

He seemed to be a nice enough bloke
But I couldn’t get past my personal joke
The stunningly hideous fact
That he resembled the frog
And looked just like Barron Greenback





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Barron Greenback x2
Somebody tell her
She’s dating Barron Greenback
Somebody tell her
She’s dating Barron Greenback
At least his middle name isn't Silas
Barron Green Back x3


I pictured my mate as Stiletto
The Barron’s Right Hand Crow
They could be partners in crime
Going "Cie Barone'" after the Barron laughs
"And the world is mine all mine".




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My friend appeared to be ecstatically happy
You know, in love and dopey and sappy
Who was I to tell her she's dating Danger Mouse’s fiend?
When the lovely Barron Greenback
Was really her boyfriend.

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