Philosophies to Base Your Life On

• Money is the root of all evil.
• Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor.
• But, then, why should I speak since I know nothing?
• The power is inside of you. Nobody can give it to you... and nobody can take it away.
• Don’t quit just before the miracle.
• It’s not about age, it’s about life.
• Behind every dark cloud there’s usually rain.
• For every bright light there’s a broken heart.
• Take a giant step outside your mind.
• Save the Texas Prairie Chicken.
• What I think is what I am.
• Age only matters if you’re cheese.
• Eventualities eventually eventuate.
• In the final analysis, love is power. That’s where the power is at.
• Love is the ultimate trip.
• Endings are always hard.
• Riding the backs of giraffes for laughs is all right for awhile.
• But how much, baby, do we really need?
• Everybody’s where they wanna be.
• The whole phallic thing is happening.
• I figure, either an electrode's got my name on it or it hasn't.