- Go for a walk? Man, that went out with Judy Garland and Micky Rooney movies.
- Who is this who asks, "Who is this?" who names himself Who Is This the greatest bandit of them all?
- Baby, if I don't leave he's gonna punish my entire body.
- Okay, El Diablo. My friends and I we want to join forces with you. We want to ride down the hills into the villages
right into the mouths of the guns of the villagers shooting and killing and riding
on the horses and the Federalis will come screaming down the hills looking for us...
- We cover the unders and when we're under the covers the BVD is known as the underwear.
- Mickovich Dolenzovich will soon be ready to play!
- Shut up, Face. You're gonna walk down Primrose Lane with Babushka here while Jones and I are gonna walk the last mile, the road of no return, the last goodbye.
- Now crayon I can say.
- Over here, camera.
- I'm Robby the Robot.
- Didn’t they teach you that in Cop Shop?
- I love you twice as much on Friday because I want the weekend off.
- It’s a watchbob for a giant!
- It was my mother. She told me to put on my golashes.
- Hey, you’d better get a haircut. They won’t let you in Disneyland.
- Well, Papa Bear kinda wanted me to stick around.
- Okay, I will.
- She used to wrap my lunch in a road map.
- Hey, here’s that base drum I thought I lost.
- Mine says here, but I’m not standing over here.
- I told you good officer, sir. We last saw him in the john.. uh, the comfort room.
- To dispose of a two headed org jump up and down three times, roll a head of
cabbage, and giggle.
- No, it’s a chant I learned when I sent in a cereal box top. Nom Yoho Renge Kyo.
- I’m the big man!
- That’s for those of you who tuned in late. And now, back to our story.
- Okay Schnieder, out with the dough!
- Get up lady, you’re not dead.
- Hey, you got friends, Pete? Bring ‘em over sometime.
- I lost Peter Tork.
- They call me El Dolenzio. Also known as the Bandit without a Soul!
- These boots are awful thin.
- Captain Hornblower, man. Groovy. Sock it to me.
- I’d buy a racoon, but John already has one.
- That didn’t make any sense at all.
- Look at that rock, it’s a fake rock. Look at that tree, it’s a fake tree. Look at that girl,
oh yeah.
- No, it’s not grovel, it’s concrete tile.
- I’d kneel but I have a trick knee.
- I myself am deeply jealous.
- No longer shall we suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Catalina.
- You know what’s really scary? You can’t say *bleep* on television.
- How do you make an M?
- Come cart, Miss Inwright.
- Hi there, America.
- I’ll do my impression of Davy Jones. Ga ga goo goo...
- Man that’s some style, where do you keep your brains?
- Small minorities, like a tribe of African pygmies.
- You do and I’ll be sorry!
- No, you shut up! Youyouyouyouyou! O.K. I will!
