Are You a Die-Hard Monkees Fan?

• Your co-workers know more about the Monkees than they really want to.
• You name your pet lizard Don Kirshner Isthedevil and call him Kirsh for short.
• You rent the movie "The Treasure of Sierra Madre" just because Micky quoted one line from the movie in an episode.
• You can say "Golden Grecian Goblets Guarantee Graves" five times fast.
• You know how many eyes a doomsday bug has.
• You refer to the guys as the Mozzarella Brothers-Amazing, Incredible, Colossal and Stupendous.
• You really think that the universe IS permeated with the odor of turpentine.
• When someone asks you to stand up, your response is..."I AM standing up"
• You buy a dummy and name him Mr. Schneider.
• Everytime you see Davy, Micky, Peter, and Mike...you have stars in your eyes!
• You serve cream of root beer soup to all of your friends.
• You have an exact replica of the Tiki god in your living room.
• You’d buy a raccoon but John already has one.
• You set up a stage in your backyard “just in case”.
• You name your pets Micky, Davy, Mike and Peter.
• All of your stuffed animals wear little green stocking caps.
• Your wedding vows begin with “There’ll be birds singing everywhere...”
• You’ve got Head and you know it forwards and backwards.
• You and your friends organize a weekly game of Kreebage.
• You cut a hole in the area rug your mom gave you and wear it around the house.
• You practice the chant you learned when you sent away a cereal box top.
• You wrote a book called The First Ten Days Of Pompeii.
• You know more about sixties pop culture than people who were actually there.
• You know how to kill a two-headed org.