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- Hark! I hear a knock upon yon door.
- I always call my shoes "He" and "She". That way I don't get them mixed up.*
- The thing that threw me is Micky’s reading.
- Oh, this is all gem stuff, this is.
- Hey, you ain’t got no wings, you chicken.
- I am looking for a pair of red maracas.
- I am standing up.
- I am putting the sandwich in my mouth. I am biting the sandwich.
- I’m a little high.
- I always wondered what all the noise was at my house. It was me three sisters
learning how to walk.
- What do you think this is, chopped liver?
- Au contraire? He’s crazy. They’re all crazy. Better not mess with me, though.
- Let us seek a little bit of comfort in our hour of sorrow.
- I’ll sew you a suit... send you a suit in the mail.
- Niles, has the TV got you too?
- You’re not my real mother.
- You won’t hurt my face, will ya? Million dollar head, this.
- Don’t get excited, man. It’s ‘cause I’m short, I know.
- Now see what you’ve been and gone and done?
- Course it does, he said, “What would Christian’s reaction be,” and I said, “Same as a
Jew, I should s’pose.”
- Feed the chickens to the cows.
- What advice would you give to young people just starting out in the spy business?
- It’s all yours, mate.
- Your eyes are two cupcakes floating in a sea of sour cream.
- If you take the Monkees off the air, I’ll hold my breath till my face turns blue.
- He’s always picking on me cuz I’m small!
- You could watch your dog run away for three days... maybe six
- Yeah, I know I just packed it
- Excuse me, I have to get a beer.
- No, we’d rather be revered by a small minority.
- Hey, Micky, what you’ve done to Mike?
Quotes in red were actually said directly to Bootsie and we feel really really special about it!
