Don't take this personally ^_^ All of these are all copyrighted to their respectable owners. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ GUILTY VERSION 2.2: EPISODE 14= DIZZY-CHAN'S TRIP TO THE KING OF FIGHTERS TOURNEY ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ In the far and distant future During a big fight, Guilty Gear fighters are gone away To a world of stories that bite. Edgey made a great attack, They could not even counter-act Edgey grinned a grin so sly She'll brake their brains until they cry. EVERYONE: "What... The... HELL!!" EDGEY: "I'll send them cheesy fanfics the ones that make you insane" (la la la) But they like to fight alot, so they can take the pain (la la la) Now keep in mind, they can't take control to make the fanfics stop Fighting is not the answer here Even if they want to kill each other GUILTY ROLL CALL ("Lets Rock!") Testament ("What the...?") Millia ("Oh boy!") Ky Kiske ("I don't like this") Sooooooooooool ("Go to hell") If your wondering why Edgey's mean and other pointless facts (la la la) EDGEY "Shut up and watch the fricken show! So sit down and relax" for Edgey's Theater of Brain Breaking (TWANG) ------------------------------------------------------------- (Scene shows Sol running in and out of lobby doors.) SOL: I'm in the one section I'm out of the one section! (on the one side is Ky, Millia and Testament. On the other side of the door is Shingo, Kyo, Iori and Benimaru (the ones in the other theater) ) KY: Sol, is this because of the next fic? SOL: *still running* Yes!! MILLIA: yer an idiot TESTAMENT: close that door! The guy with the funky blonde hair is hitting on me! X_X BENIMARU: Wanna come over to my place and... TESTAMENT: I'm a man!! BENIMARU: X_X I feel dirty!! *a light blinks on both sides* EVERYONE: Edgey's calling (they all look at eachother and shrug) EDGEY: I see you men and ladies got well aquainted *everyone looks at each other* MILLIA: I'm the only woman EDGEY: I was refering to Testament over there TESTAMENT: HEY!! EDGEY: You're next fic for today will be a mix of King of Fighters and Guilty Gear. So me, being diabolical and stuff, will mix things up for you people! EVERYONE: Mix things up? EDGEY: Yes! ALL of you will be watching this!! *silence* KYO: But doesn't that break a rule of the MSTing. MILLIA: Too many MSTing causes confusion for the author *Silence* EDGEY: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!? You're all going to MST whether you like it or not! *whines* I try to make things easier for all of you to suffer through another Yushiro fic! TESTAMENT: O.o YUSHIRO FIC!? NOOOOOOOOO!!! SOL: How could yoU!? MILLIA: YOU ARE HEARTLESS! KY: YOU... WITCH!! THE KOF GUYS: HUH!? EDGEY: Shut up and watch the fic! IORI: So it's come down to this? SOL: I guess so *lights and sirens come on* EVERYONE: WE HAVE FANFIC SIGN!! <1 2 3 4 5 6> >(Dizzy-chan's Trip to King of Fighters Tourney) KYO: She beats everyone up the end. MILLIA: And the fic hasn't started yet TESTAMENT: It's a Yushiro fic... I don't think they need to see one of those. MILLIA: Good point X_X >>Dizzy-chan MILLIA: Ugh >>felt that she SHINGO: Had to go to the bathroom really bad! >>wanted to get out of the Guilty Gear X realm IORI: Oh, so you can just get sick of the place your at and venture off into a new videogame? SOL: Didn't that happen just now with us? IORI: That's not the point. -_- >>and decided to take a journey into the King of Fighter's tournament >>since that K' introduced himself to Dizzy, KY: As stated previously in crap fic part one. >>she was curious as to why K' appeared. BENIMARU: A stupid ploy to have characters that will never meet up with eachother, meet up! SOL: Just like now! EVERYONE: YEAH!! EDGEY: HEY!! >>She is wearing her casual white and pink Kimono >>hiding her white outfit TESTAMENT: Black and white >>just in case she was forced in having a battle with a fighter >>that she doesn't know of. Dizzy finally enter's the King >>of Fighter's tournament and notices that they're are a lot of fighter's here >> participating in the tournament. IORI: Well... EVERYONE: DUH! >>The year is 1999 and the KOF tournament has begin however >>whoever is hosting it is still unknown to everyone. >>Dizzy-chan noticing that all the fighter's were into a team of four >>people felt that they needed a striker assist so the matches would go smoother. BENIMARU: Actually it would add for cheap infinites >>Dizzy watching the matches so far with her Kimono on MILLIA: Well I sure hope she's wearing something when watching this! SHINGO: This better not turn into a hentai fic... ugh... >>is amazed at the fighting potiential that she was seeing on stage however >>this fighting is unlike the one's that Dizzy-chan MILLIA: ugh >>has gotten into battle in the Guilty Gear X realm and she realized >>that she doesn't want to hurt anyone here EVERYONE: HUH!? KYO: I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT!! IORI: I'm wanna kill Kyo! Helloooo violence there! SOL: Fight! Fight! Fight! >>so she decides to limit herself from hurting the other fighter's too badly. (^_^) SOL: ^_^ KY: ^.^ KYO: o_o IORI: $_$ BENIMARU: @_@ MILLIA: X_X SHINGO: *_* TESTAMENT: @.o durr? >>Athena however noticed Dizzy-chan MILLIA: ugh.. >>hiding and she wondered >>who the hidden girl was. SHINGO: (Athena) Does she owe me money? >>Dizzy-chan MILLIA: ugh.. >>showed herself to Athena KYO: O.o that was fast! SOL: Hentai? Whoo hoo!! >>and they greeted each other with smiles SOL: And got into the mud and wrestled!! BENIMARU: YAY!!! *everyone else smacks their forheads* >>and joy knowing that half of the fighter's are just >>participating for the honor or pride of winning the KOF99 tourney SOL: by getting into the mud and wrestling? IORI: I would hate to see Shingo in a wet t-shirt >>and Dizzy felt happy that she was able to make a couple of friend's >>while she was watching the tournament unfold. Little did Athena >>and Dizzy-chan MILLIA: ugh >>know that something terrible is about to happen soon. KY: What? the author gets thrown off of a cliff? That's not tragic! >>Still no open spot's for Dizzy-chan, *Everyone dives onto Sol to cover his mouth* >>she walk's over to the next stage and Kyo accidently bump's >>into Dizzy-chan MILLIA: ugh >>and they knock each other's heads. SOL: Dizzy has a.. *everyone leaps onto Sol to shut him up* KYO: He's a bigger pervert then Benimaru!! MILLIA: No one is worse then Sol... >>Kyo noticed that Dizzy-chan was a girl TESTAMENT: (To Kyo) You're swift IORI: (Kyo) duuuuh pretty girl... I see boobs KYO: >_< Damn you fic! >>and he apologized for him bumping into her. Dizzy explained that it was alright >>and they both smiled at each other. KY: (Dizzy) Jerk SHINGO: (Kyo) Skank >>However Kyo noticed that Dizzy-chan's *everyone looks at Millia* MILLIA: What? TESTAMENT: No ugh? MILLIA: I'll be saying ugh too much through out this fic. I give up!!! >>fighting abilities was more powerful then his IORI: Everyone's fighting abilitiy is more powerful then Kyo's. KYO: Do you mind repeating that??? SOL: FIGHT!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!! >>and he wanted to know if he can have a sparring match with Dizzy. IORI: Kyo is soooo bright! Lets fight someone who will kick my ass! Goooo Kyo! KYO: >_< I hate you!! SOL: FIGHT! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!! EVERYONE BUT SOL: SHUT UP!!! >>Dizzy happily agreed and Kyo got ready to fight against Dizzy-chan >>but little did Kyo know that Dizzy took off her Kimono SOL: HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!! BENIMARU: X_X >>and Kyo suddenly blushed looking at Dizzy-chan's body. IORI: (Kyo) duuuuh... a girl... >>Kyo then started to throw some decent flame punches at Dizzy EVERYONE: HUH!? KY: He blushes and then starts throwing flame punches at her??? >>however all of them were either blocked or parried by Dizzy-chan >>and she countered Kyo with a low hit with her tail and a double >>force palm that knocked Kyo away from Dizzy-chan setting him up >>to knock him out. SHINGO: ya know... I would be threatened by Dizzy but the way the author keeps on calling her Dizzy-chan makes her seem so... untreatening. >>zzy then threw a particle type projectile which Kyo parried easily however >>he didn't notice Dizzy-chan coming right after him >>and she connected very nicely with just her left force palm leaving >>Kyo battered and the fight was over. IORI: Look familiar Kyo? KYO: That's it!! *starts choking Iori while Sol is chanting for a fight. Everyone else just shakes their heads* BENIMARU: Smile and nod and it will all go away! >>Kyo admit's that Dizzy-chan would've become a great fighter for the KOF >> tournament and they were both holding back from using their full potiential >>since they both felt not to hurt each other. Kyo waved goodbye to Dizzy-chan and >>they both leave with smiles on their faces. KY: (Kyo) that was better then that beating from that dominatrix transvestie from last week! KYO: HEY!! >>Then Iori popped up out of TESTAMENT: A birthday cake SHINGO: (Iori) Happy birthday... Mr. Kyo... Happy birthday too you! IORI: Damn... I"m in this fic... >>nowhere and he start's talking trash to Kyo SOL: (Iori) I'm going to fart in your mouth! *everyone looks at Sol* MILLIA: Fart in your mouth!? SOL: It was the only thing I could think of ;_; >>like usual until Dizzy decides to step in and try to calm them down. >>However Iori attempted to slash Dizzy-chan which she saw coming predicting >>Iori Yagami's technique's and she was able to both calm down Iori and Kyo. EVERYONE: HUH!? BENIMARU: Make sense damn you! >>Iori and Kyo are rival clan's that are still waging battle's between each >>other and those battle's may never stop until Iori destroy's Kyo. >>However they're are Kyo clones popping out everywhere IORI: Either my worst nightmare or I took NyQuil and DayQuil together. >>and they both felt that something is very wrong KYO: Gee, there are 100 different me's. I dunno... I really think something fishy is going on! >>and they have to take care of the matter immediately before the >>problem get's any worse. BENIMARU: THEY'RE STARTING TO STRIP! MY EYES, THEY BURN!! TESTAMENT: I thought you wouldn't mind seeing how you were hitting on me!! BENIMARU: ;_; I thought you were a lady. >>So Iori, Kyo, and Dizzy-chan finally decided to team up >>together and take on K's team. >>After Dizzy, Kyo, and Iori show up at Krizalid's complex they finally >>found the defender's which were K', Shingo, Mathimus EVERYONE: MAXIMA!! >>(Hoped I got his name right, and Benimaru BENIMARU: YAY!! >>(still gay as ever). BENIMARU: HEY!! TESTAMENT: IT'S TRUE!! OH IT'S TRUE! >>K' noticed that Dizzy-chan is here and they greet each other once again. >>However after the greeting's Dizzy-chan first faced off with K' >>along with Iori taking on Benimaru and Kyo taking on Shingo. >>With time running out, Dizzy-chan has to solve this problem >>and be able to fill the KoF world with her true emotion's of peace MILLIA: IT'S A F***ING FIGHTING TOURNAMENT! NO ONE WANTS PEACE! THEY WANT FLESH AND BLOOD! DEATH, DESTRUCTION!! ALL OF THE ABOVE! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA!! *everyone inches away from Millia.... sloooowly* >>and she has to do it with the help of Iori and Kyo for them to stop K' >>and his team of elite protectors hoping to stall them until Krizalid has >>enough data to rule the world. >>The fighting between Iori, Benimaru, Kyo, Shingo, and Dizzy, K' just >>began on the moving platform KY: Shingo puked over the ledge due to motion sickness. >>while the destination is getting deeper down to Krizalid's HQ complex. >>Iori Yagami threw a couple of fireball's while Benimaru attemped to >>jump dash over them but got caught by Iori's fist's SOL: So... Iori's fists belong to him or does his fist's belong to him?? SHINGO: Don't think... just read.... X_X >>and got grabbed by the face smacking Benimaru down on the ground >>and threw him to the other side of the platform while Kyo and Shingo >>are still even throwing decent punches and kick's against each other. BENIMARU: Fic... ya lost me... >>Dizzy on the other hand is doing extremely well against K' KYO: All together now! EVERYONE: BIASED! >>even when she is holding back her true power. Iori Yagami was >>beating up Benimaru really bad IORI: At least the fic speaks true BENIMARU: Why I otta... >>and started ripping up his body with his Maiden Smasher technique. >>Benimaru couldn't take any more beating's from Iori SOL: hehehehehe... beatings... IORI: You sick bastard! >>and escaped off the platform safely. Kyo was able to land a couple >>of flame fist's and a hard punch to Shingo's gut sending him down >>on the floor however he retreated along with Benimaru. SHINGO: Those who turn and run away, live to see another day. MILLIA: That's still no excuse SHINGO: I know ;_; >>However the fight between Dizzy and K' is still going on. KYO: Unfortunatly... >>K' attempted to land in several flaming uppercut's and fireball's against Dizzy >> however her Ice attack's nullified K's flaming strikes >>and K' is running out of option's against Dizzy. K' then replies KY: (K') I LIKE SQUIRRELS!!!!!! TESTAMENT: O-o random >>"I'm deeply impressed that my flaming fist's and kick's are not effecting >>you Dizzy-kun however I'll make sure that I will not be defeated by >>a gentle girl like you!" Then out of nowhere K' teleport's right in front >>at Dizzy and he was able to land a couple of blow's and tosses >>Dizzy-chan away from K'. *everyone was silent* TESTAMENT: Doesn't he mean tosses her away from himself... MILLIA: *stands up and points her fingure* CLONES!!!! >>Little did K' know that something is wrong with Dizzy and he couldn't >>believe she allowed him to land several blow's along with a throw technique. SOL: Well maybe she didn't feel like blocking today. >>Then K' feel's that it's time to end this fight once and for all and >>goes for his super shade combo technique. Dizzy doesn't make a blocking stance >>and is waiting until K' is done styling his final desperation technique. >>Then K' is finished and he reaches out his glasses BENIMARU: Huh? what? He finished his technique or did he just start it... MAKE SENSE DAMN YOU!!! >>and attempt's to throw his shades at Dizzy. SHINGO: But they were too heavey and he fell over. >>However they're was a problem... IORI: They got stuck to his nipple hair *everyone turns pale* >>he doesn't have the shades in his hand's and threw nothing but thin air. EVERYONE: Huh!?? KY: To my knowledge, he has ample amounts of shades under that shirt of his. >>Dizzy finally explained to K' that before he threw Dizzy away from him >> she took the shades from K' because she already knew his desperation technique >>based off of K's shades. SOL: but... but... but... can't he just do his desperation techique without the shades???? >>K' was blushing EVERYONE: OUT OF CHARACTER ALERT!! >>and got irratated knewing that Dizzy was up to something but without his shades >>now he was totally hopeless in winning this fight IORI: *laughs* MILLIA: (K') I lost my lucky shades and now I can't fight! waaaaaaaah! >>and uses his other desperation technique charging at Dizzy with both of >>his burning fists. BENIMARU: WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT ONE FIRST THEN!!! >>However Dizzy happily threw K's shady glasses right back at K' knocking >>him in the head and Dizzy dashed beating poor K' senseless while Dizzy >>finished off the combo with her advanced Dragon Laser super art technique. KYO: Was that supposed to make us laugh or feel dirty? TESTAMENT: Dirty... definatly dirty.... IORI: Orochi... blood... boils... ugh... >>After Dizzy relaxed from the K' battle...She noticed that K' took it rough SOL: Up the butt by Max... *everyone jumps on Sol to shut him up* >>and was knocked down hard on the platform however Mathimus EVERYONE: MAXIMA!!! >>managed to get K' out of they're before Iori or Kyo decided to finish him off. SHINGO: Wow... Kyo and Iori are portrayed as jackles! Beat the knocked out!! >>Finally the Dizzy-chan tag team meet up with Krizalid and he explained >>his Kyo cloning and wanted to dominate KYO: Iori IORI: WHA WHA WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?! KYO: Revenge is sweet. >>the world. Dizzy disagreed and she decided to fight first against >>the first form of Krizalid. Krizalid attempted to throw fireball's trying >>to keep away from Dizzy however her flight dashing and Ice attack's >>were hitting Krizalid way too much since Krizalid also uses flaming fist's and >>fireball's. TESTAMENT: naturally Dizzy is stronger then Krizalid because the author is so biased that he HAS to make Dizzy better then everyone. >>After Dizzy threw her Fire column attack, Krizalid went down hard >>however he explained further that the data transfer was complete >>and he can finally take over the world. However Dizzy slapped Krizalid >>to the other side of the platform and cried out in anger hoping to a >>chieve true peace however she plan's to finish off Krizalid's plans of evil >> once and for all. KY: In an unpeaceful destructive way. >>Krizalid burn's up his coat MILLIA: and realized he had nothing underneith it. BENIMARU: (Dizzy) Hey Kriz! I can see you doodles! >>and suddenly the room starts to light up. SOL: I SEE THE LIGHT AND IT BURNS!! >>The final fight has finally began and Krizalid already took advantage >>by using his Tornado kick's to blow off Iori and Kyo SOL: You could say that Kyo and Iori got a BLOW JOB! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *everyone jumps on Sol and beats him up* >>so that way >>Dizzy doesn't get any help. Krizalid kepted using Tornado Kick's >>however Dizzy's ice spear got through his tornado spin's and hit's >>Krizalid many times after getting slapped by Dizzy-chan's force palm >>combo's. Krizalid decided to MILLIA: Go to the bathroom. >>use his ultimate desperation attack and charged after Dizzy in >>anger hoping to kill her. However Dizzy knew Krizalid's huge mistake >> and uses another Advance Dragon Laser to finally end the fight against Krizalid. >>After Krizalid curses Dizzy KY: (Krizalid) YOU'RE HAMSTER WILL DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!! >>and himself for losing Cartel said that he has failed and he must be >>disposed of immediately. Then Dizzy, Iori, and Kyo decided to make a >>run for it EVERYONE: FEETS DON"T FAIL US NOW!! >>successfully getting out of Krizalid's complex in one piece. >>Dizzy-chan was very happy that the Krizalid World Domination joke was over KYO: (Dizzy) it was all a prank! hahahaha! I'm happy I killed him! >>and Iori, Kyo was glad to have been helped out by Dizzy. >>After the nice compliment's of a good battle Iori, and Kyo SHINGO: Started to fight eachother... again... >>have gone their seperate path's once again while Dizzy-chan decided >>to meet with Terry Bogard which he wanted to challenge Dizzy to a match. >> However Dizzy easily ended the match and Terry Bogard went down trying to >> throw a burning knuckle but Dizzy parried the knuckle and smack's down >>Terry with a slap to the face and land's roughly on the ground. BENIMARU: so a pimp smack and you win??? >>After the fighting, Dizzy decided that it was time for her to go back to Johnny's >> airship TESTAMENT: Though in the pervious fic she just got back from Potemkin's head quarters. KY: Continuity... what's that??? >>and relax until she decides to make her next journey to another >>world with endless possibilities. >>Dizzy-chan wearing her Kimono KYO: WHAT'S WITH THIS DUDES FETISH WITH KIMONOS!!??? >>gives out a peace sign and leaving the KOF world staring at >>a very rare beautiful sunset. >>(The End) EVERYONE: YAY! *doors open* (6 5 4 3 2 1) (Scene shows Shingo trying to challenge Testament in a fight) SHINGO: Come on skirt boy! I can win against you! TESTAMENT: ooh? SHINGO: Yeah! I learned how to fight from this fic!! TESTAMENT: uh... huh... *Shingo runs up to Testament and slaps him. Testament looks at him in shock* TESTAMENT: you... SLAPPED ME!!!??? SHINGO: o.o poopie TESTAMENT: YOU SLAPPED ME!!!??? SHINGO: O.O Double poopie! TESTAMENT: SHINE!!! *Testament throws shades at Shingo and starts to pummle him to a bloody pulp* TESTAMENT: HA! I learned from this fic that I can use a move that isn't even related to my fighting style! SHINGO: ....medic.... *light starts to blink* TESTAMENT: Edgey has callith! EDGEY: Hellooooo my little hamsters! how was the fic EVERYONE: HORRID!! EDGEY: Good! Now help me here... *camera zooms out to show many Yushiro clones around her office of brain breaking* EDGEY: I tried to clone Kyo but instead I got these fruity Yushiro clones all around the place. Help me before they start to tell the story of Jun... ;_; SOL: Gee I dunno... IORI: You did make us watch that fic... EDGEY: Hurry!! O_O They're getting restless!! *Zato is hitting one over the head with a broom while Venom is throwing cream corn cans at them* ZATO: They're getting angry!! VENOM: I'm running out of cream corn!! YUSHIRO CLONE: Jun? Did someone mention Jun? ^.^ Oh my dear Jun I miss you (tee hee) ^_^ EDGEY: AAAAAAHHH! KY: Hold on! Here Edgey!! EDGEY: *a clone destruct button appears in her hand* HAW HAW HAW! BAI BAI!! >:D *hits the button* *screen goes black to credits and all you hear is a loud BOOOOOM* ZATO: THEY DIED! YAY! VENOM: MY CREAM CORN! The End.... for now.... STINGER: **Benimaru (still gay as ever). **