(Our scene opens in the sold out Cow Palace. The fans are going nuts, sporting several signs. The scene cuts to ringside, where Frank Jackson and Herb Summer are waiting, decked out in tuxedos.)
FJ: Welsom ladies and gents to the first ever AWA WRESTLEFEST! ( the crowd stands on there feet and gives a loud pop heard al the way to Mexico probably.) HS: Tonight is a great night folks, first off, we have the first round tournament matches. When those are through, we have an interview with the two combatents for the TV title later on, then we have round two of the toutnament matches, then the AWA TV title match, then the finals of the tournament. FJ: Wow, what e mouthfull. Let's not waste a bit more of time, lets get started.
ROUND ONE WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT
Bionic Boxer vs. Shane Solomon
Anouncer: Introducing first to the ring, weighing in at 188 lbs, BIONIC BOXER!!
("Guerilla Radio" by RATM blasts over the radio, and the Bionic Boxer comes out to the ring. He steps up to the ropes, and does a forward flip over them, he then runs to the ropes back and forth a couple times, and his music cuts off. )
A:Introducing second, weighing in at 240 lbs, SHANE SOLOMON!! ( Shane just walks out from the back, runs to the ropes, and slides under them, gets up, and goes straight for Boxer. )
FJ: And the match starts! Shane goes straight for the little man, and as Boxer turns around, he hits him with a powerful clothesline. The Boxer goes down.
HS: GO SHANE!
FJ: SHut up. Shane picks up the boxer and goes for a DDT, and hits it. He then picks him up for a powerbomb, but gets reversed into a Hurincanranna by the little man. Boxer is now on top of Shane, punching him like a wildman. but Shane punches him in the stomach, picks him back up in Powerbomb position, and slams him into the ground. The Boxer's bell has been rung. Shane picks him up, throws him to the ropes, and when he comes back, picks him up like a Samoan Drop, but let's him fly over into a big Fireman's Carry slam. Shane is dominating. Boxer roles out of the ring, and while the ref is trying to stop Shane from getting put, Boxer gets a chair, and climbs the apron. Shane pushes the ref out of the way, and drop kicks Boxer in the face with the chair. He then goes into the ropes, and jumps over them into a big splash. He throws Boxer into the ring, and goes for the cover. 1...2... kick out. Shane is furious, screaming at the ref, all the while Boxer is coming up behind Shane, and rolls him up, 1...2.. kick out. Shane gets up, and Boxer trys to drop kick him, but Shane grabs his feet in mid air and slams him. He picks him up, kicks him in the gut, and Pump Handle Slams him. He then follows with a leg drop, and climbs the ropes. He then hits an elbow drop from the second ropes. HE picks him up, hiptosses him woth authority, and then follows up with an even flow DDT. He is picking him up again, and now he's showing his sign. He turns him around, kicks him in the knee, puts his arm around him, and hooks his leg, and BOOM! Book Of Solomon. 1...2...3!!
Winner via Book Of Solomon: Shane Solomon.
HS: Go SHANE!!
FJ: Wait untill the second rouns, he'll get his.
HS: We'll see about that.
FJ: Well, here comes our second match.
Jimmy Conway vs. Johnny Cool
A: Anouncing first, weighing in at 235 lbs, the Frequent Flyer, JIMMY CONWAY!!!! ( "Oasis" by Puya starts playing, and Conway comes out from the back, doing his little swagger, drinking some water, spitting it out, and throwing the bottle to the audience. The scream and stomp for him, and jump up and down. He then runs to the ring, climbs the stairs, and does a flying corkscrew moonsault, landing on his feet, and the crowd screams more. )
A: Announcing second, weighing in at 265 lbs., JOHNNY COOL!!! ( "I'm Too Cool for You" by The Cool Brothers starts to play, and he comes out, and does a little Jericho, and the fans love it. He then jumps onto the apron, and steps through the second rope. The crowd cheers, and then the match starts. )
FJ: Here we go fans! It starts off with a tie up, and the two men struggling to one up the other. Finally, Conway gets Cool into a headlock, and runs it into a face first bulldog. He then gets up, just to fall again with a leg drop. He picks up and throws cool into the ropes, and falls to the floor as Cool jumps over him, and as but he stands up, and goes down expecting Cool to jump, but instead, meets Conway with a dropkick to the top of the head. Conway flips back and goes down hard. Cool then goes to Conways' feet, and puts him into the deadly STF, and is just pulling harder and harder, waiting for him to tap out. But as the seconds grow thinner, Conway gets to the ropes, and the hold is broken. Cool then kicks his leg, sets it on the middle rope, and just jumps on it about three times. He then picks him up, and uppercuts him into the middle of the ring. He then goes up top, and looks like hes going for a Loser Destruction, but instead, Conway gets up, so he hits him with a Tornadoe DDT, right into the center of the ring. He then goes for a heart punch, and hits it. He picks up Conway, and Jachammers him, and goes for a cover, 1...2...kick out. Cool picks up Conway, but Conway kicks Cool in his, umm, Cool spot, and sets him up for a Tombstone, and hits it. He then calls for a chair, sets it on Cool's stomach, and goes to the top rope for the Adios Amigo, but as he jumps, Cool unfolds and sets down the chair, lettiing Conway land right on top of it, not touching Cool, and Cool takes advantage, quickly climbing the rope, jumping off, and hitting a Loser Destruction onto Conway. Instead of pinning Conway, Cool prances around the ring for some time, until he gets to close to the prone Conway who rolls him up for the 1,2,3!
Winner via Roll Up: Jimmy Conway
HS: Well, that was surprising.
FJ: Yeah, let's get to the next match.
Mercenary vs. Tormentor
A: Introducing first, weighing in at 260 lbs, MERCENARY!! ( "Mercenary" by Pantera plays, and Merc comes out, but doesn't waste time, he runs and jumps through the bottom rope, tells the music to be cut, and waits. The crowd is kind of mystified.)
A: Next, weighing in at 261 lbs, TORMENTOR!! ( " The Killing Feilds " by ICP starts up, and Tormentor comes out, to a giant booing by the crowd. He ignored them and slowly makes his way to the ring. As he climbs the ropes to get in, Merc runs and drop kicks him off of them and onto the floor. )
FJ: Here we go!! The match starts off as said, and then Merc does an amazing plancha from the top ropes into Tormentor, putting him down again. Then, Merc picks him up, and throws him into the stairs. He picks tormentor up, and then piledrives him onto the stairs before throwing him back into the ring. He then climbs back in, and runs and does a leg drop. He picks him up, and gets met with a kick to the medsection as Tormentor revives. He runs against the ropes, and does a spinning clothesline onto Merc, and Merc goes down hard. He follows up with a falling headbut, and picks him up. He then hits a hanging suplex onto Merc, and puts him down. He goes up to the top rope, and goes for a 450 splash, and hits it!! He goes for a pin, 1...2...kick out. Merc is hurt, but won't give up. Tormentor picks him up, kicks him in the gut, and hits a Torture rack on him, followed by a Hangman's Rope. He goes for the pin 1...2...kick out. He is furious, but try's one more time. He picks him up for the Iron Maiden, but Merc goes over his back,a nd reverses it, hitting an Iron Maiden onto Tormentor!! Wow. He now goes to the top rope, and hits a Shooting Star Press onto Tormentor, but instead of going fot the pin, he gets up, and does a standing Senton Bomb ont Tormentor. He picks him up, and throws him into a corner, and gets met with a knee to the stomach. He then puts him on the top rope, and hits a Hired Gun on him. He goes for the pin, 1...2...3!!
Winner via The Hired Gun: Mercenary
FJ: Well now Herb, you owe me $50.00.
HS: Damn it. ( pays him )
Poltergeist vs. Dangerous Dan
A: Introducing first, weighing in at 200 lbs, DANGEROUS DAN!! ( Dangerous Dan walks out to no music, and goes into the ring emotionless, almost looking scared.)
A: And introducing next, weighing in at a whopping 380 lbs. THE POLTERGEIST!! ( The lights go out, red pyro flashes, and then an explosion cues Poltergeist's new music, "Spit It Out" by Slipknot. He walks out, puts his hands up, sticks his Gene Simmons like tounge out, shakes his head, and then slams his hands to his sides causing an even better explosion. He then runs to the ring, get to the apron, and steps over the top rope, causing Dan to almost piss his pants.)
FJ-The Match starts off woth Dan trying to get away, and Poltergeist catching him in time. Poltergeist picks Dan up, and Powerbombs him using absolutely no strength. He follows up with a giant elbow, a choke slam, and then a big spinning leg drop. He picks Dan up, and throws him into the ropes, following up with a back body drop that sends Dan flying over the top rope and splashing onto the floor. Poltergeis goes out, and throws Dan into the pole, making him do a backflip into the protective barrier. He then picks Dan up in a Military Press Slam, and throws him over the top rope, and into the ring. What power. He goes into the ring, and slams Dan's head into the turnbuckle a couple of times before letting him go and going for the pin, 1...2... but Poltergeist actually picks Dan's shoulder up, causing a pin break.He picks Dan up, and hits a Seated Crucifix Bomb onto him, making his head bounce numerous times onto the mat. He then gets up, and dteps on his head, turning and jumping in mid air, hurting his head. He then picks him up again, and sets him up for a Torture Chamber, and hits it. He then hits a Polterbomb, but instead of pinning him, he does an Elevated Crab onto him, knocking him out, and giving the match to Poltergeist.
Winner via Elevated Crab: Poltergeist
(after a few minutes) Dan:(With a mic) I can't take beatings like this anymore. I'm out, Gray.
FJ: Did he just..
HS: Yup, he quit.
FJ: Oh well, just another quitter like the other two. Well, we have got an interview with the Excorcist in the back. Take it away Seth.
Seth: Thanx guys. Now Excorcist, what chance do you think you stand against Mike Nukem tonight, he seems to have it in for you.
Excorcist: Well Seth...
Nukem: Hey Necrofag!
( as Excorcist turns, he gets a face full of chair, about 9 hits later, Nukem is chased off by Poltergeist who has just reached the back. )
Seth: Well hell, back to you Frank.
FJ: Well, I guess that starts things off.
HS: Oh well, let's get to the next match.
ROUND TWO WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT
Mercenary vs. Jimmy Conway
( The announcer doesn't announce these two, because they have already been introduced once, and his little throat hurts.)
( "Mercenary" by Pantera plays, and Merc comes out to the same reaction as before, climbing up the ropes, and just waits in the ring. )
( "Oasis" by Puya plays, same reaction, but he is Limping to the ring, I guess from earlier damage.)
FJ-The two men start off by just full force going at it with punches and kicks. Merc then gets in a knee to the midsection, and follows with a neckbreaker. He stands up, runs to the ropes, and tried for an elbow, but Conway moves, and he hits the mat. Conway gets up, and as Merc gets up, he hits a Dropkick, this doesn't know Merc down, but the second one does. He then kicks Merc in the stomach, and runs toward the ropes. Merc tries to do a Back Body Drop onto Conway, but Conway holds on, and reverses it into a Tornado DDT. He goes for a pin, 1...2...kick out. Merc is slowly standing up, but then Conway stands over his back, and just jumps down on it, sending Merc down, he does this three times, and then does a Crazy Legs Kneedrop. He goes to the middle rope, and goes for a driving elbow, but misses. Merc gets up, tries to throw Conway into the ropes, but gets reversed into them. Conway does a three kick combo, and kicks him. He backs off, and runs in for a Bronco Buster, but Merc moves, and throws him into to the turnbucle. This puts Conway down long enough for Merc to pick him up and Razors Edge him. He then slaps on a Figure Four, and after a few minutes, finally gets Conway to tap.
Winner via Figure Four Leglock: Mercenary
FJ: That's $50.00 more dollars herb.
HS: Damn it again!! ( pays up, tries to get away with $40, but gets caught. )
FJ: Here we go again.
Poltergeist vs. Shane Solomon
(The two men walk out as before, but Poltergeist doesn't have the special effects, and no more tounge.) The match starts out funny, because right as Shane gets to the ring, a fan throws something in the ring, but hit's Solomon's head, and knocks him out it seems. The ref is waiting for him to get up instead of calling the match out.
HS: NOOOOO!!!! Finally, he gets up, but he is very woozy, and Poltergeist knocks him down with a Impaler, followed by a DDT. He then looks up, runs into the ropes, and hits a modified People's Elbow. He picks up Shane, but Shane actually starts to fight back with a few punches, and a dropkick too the knee, which takes big P down. SHane then tries to apply a Texas Cloverleaf, but get's pushed back into the ring rope, and then gets a big boot to the face by Poltergeist. He follows up with a Leg drop. He then hits a giant Elbow Driver, picks Shane up, and hits a Polterbomb on him. But to further the punishment, he does two Torture Chambers, and another Polterbomb onto Shane before pinning him, 1...2...3!!
Winner via Polterbomb: Poltergeist
FJ: Ok fans, heres the moment weve been waiting for, the second main event, the 2 out of 3 falls mach between Mike Nukem and The Excorcist. Lets go!!
Excorcist vs. Mike Nukem
A: Introducing first, weighing 350 lbs.. THE EXCORCIST!!! ( " Good God" by KoRn plays and Excorcist comes out to the same antrance as his brother, without the tounge, and jumps into the ring, doing a little thing with his hands, and then setting off a multicolor explosion.)
A: And second, weighing in at 225 lbs, MIKE NUKEM!!! ( "The Thing I Hate About You" by Stabbing Westward plays, and Nukem comes out to a berrage of Cheers from the fans. He goes to the ring, and straight for Excorcist.)
The match starts when Nukem meets a boot to the face by big E, and then gets a couple kicks to the chest. Excorcist then leaves the ring, goes out to the audience, and beckons Nukem. Nukem jumps over the ropes, runs out of to the audience, and runs toward Excorcist at full sprint, but when Nukem gets there, Excorcist garbs a chair and slams Nukem with it, making him do a double back flip. He picks up Nukem, and does a Spinning Piledriver onto the chair. He then goes to the back aream into one of the halls, finds a ball bat, and stands waiting for Nukem to come. When Nukem finally gets up and comes back, Excorcist misses the hit, and gets a kick to the stomach by Nukem. Nukem then uppercuts Excorcist, and starts hitting him in the jaw, untill throwing him into the dining hall, which is waiting to serve the people. Nukem throws Excorcist into a moving cart of food, sending Excorcist flying across the room and slamming his head into a wall. He then throws Excorcist on top of a table, and stands on it next to him. He then does a Senton Bomb onto Excorcist, which almost breaks the table, but doesn't. He then picks up Excorcist, kicks him in the stomach, and goes for a Meltdown, but get's thrown over E's back and breaks through the table full of trays behind him. Excorcist then runs, and does a jumping clothesline onto Nukem after he gets up. This makes Nukem slam his head into a standing chair, and knocks him out. Excorcist goes for a pin, 1...2...shoulder up. Excorcist gets up, but hits Nukem over the head with a platter, picks him up, and hits a demon catcher onto the broken up chair. He goes for another pin, 1...2...3!! Thats one down, one to go for Excorcist. Excorcist picks him up, but just then a picture gets knocked down from the wall and shatters over Excorcists head, giving Nukem a breather. Nukem stands up, and starts hammering Excorcist. He then flings Excorcist into a door, and makes Excorcist go flying into the cold outside landing right on his ass.He then backs up, and when Excorcist gets up, he runs at him and hits a big Thesz press onto him. Then, he sets him up, and drop kicks him down the stairs. Then, Nukem jumps and grinds down the 50 foot rail, then when E is up, jumps off at teh last possible moment and hits a Frankensteiner on him. Nukem then goes and throws Excorist on top of a car. He gets up, and DDT's him onto the top of it. He picks him up, and sets him up for a Meltdown, and hits it this time onto the windsheild of the car. He goes for a pin, 1...2...3!! Now it's tied, 1:1. Nukem then rolls Excorcist off of the car, and hits a big splash onto him. The Excorcist is cut wide open, and is turning the ground red. Nukem picks him up, and walks over to an alley way next to the arena. He sees some matches on the ground, a trashcan, and starts a bonifire with them. He then tries to throw Excorcist in, but he gets reversed into it himself, and Excorcist collapses. Nukem's arm is on fire, but he puts it out with whats left of an old Pepsi. He then sits for a sec, and tries to heal his burned arm, but Excorcist gets up in this time, and throws Nukem throught the arenas back door, and enters into the backstage area where the Concession stands are, and throws Nukem into a Snack Machine, which breaks the glass of the machine and cuts Nukem open even worse then Excorcist. Excorcist tries to pick up Nukem, but in a last second attempt, Nukem picks up a peice of glass, and slices Excorcists arm open. Nukem goes and hits a lowblow on Excorcist, and throws him into a dressing room. He didn't notice the sign ont the door that said The Twin Terrors, and when he walked in, Nukem had closed and locked the door, and then saw, sitting on a chair, Poltergeist. Nukem tried to get out of the door, and failed. Poltergeist then got up, kicked Nukem in the stomach, and Polterbombed him into a table. Excorcist then got up, and did an Excorsism onto Nukem, and went for the pin, 1...2...3!!
WINNER AND NEW AWA TV CHAMPION VIA EXCORCISM: THE EXCORCIST
FJ-Someone call the police, Nukem was robbed!
HS-That's what you get for heading into the Terror Twins lockerroom. If you're that dumb, you don't deserve to win.
FJ-Maybe so.. Let's get to our main event.
MAIN EVENT
MERCENARY VS. POLTERGIEST
FJ-If Poltergiest wins here, this'll set up a title sweep for the Twin Terrors.
HS-Well, that incident earlier proved that they've got the best teamwork in the busienss. I'm sure Excorcist will be right in the thick of things, to get that belt for Poltergiest.
FJ-I'm sure you're right. Let's get to the match. Poltergiest is already waiting in the ring, with excorcist at ringside.
("Mercenary" is cued again, and Mercenary hits the ring running.)
Mercenary hits the ring and slides under the rope, immediatly going after the bigger man. After a series of punches, M fires P into the ropes and nails him with a back body drop. M then runs into the ropes, nailing P with a dropkick as he attempts to stand. Poltergiest stands again, but is this time met with an Asia Moonsault. M goes for the pin, but P kicks out after 1, and rolls out of the ring.
HS-Good lord! Mercenary came out on fire!
FJ-Quick thinking for Poltergiest, he rolled outside to catch a breather. Excorcist and Poltergiest are huddled together, and Mercenary leaps over the top rope to hit a senton bomb on them both! Now they're brawling outside, and it's two against one. Mercenary is keeping both men down, though! Mercenary slides Poltergiest back in the ring, and attacks him with another series of punches, followed by a spinning heel kick. P is stunned, and Mercenary lifts him into a big samoan drop. M goes to the top rope, but when the ref glances down at P, Excorcist shakes the ropes, crotching M. P finally gets up, and nails a labored superplex that leaves both men down. M slowly gets to his feet, but P is up first, and meets him with a big running clothesline! P sets him up for a big DDT, but he's taking his time. M reverses it into a inverted atomic drop.
HS-Uh oh, Excorcist has had enough! he gets the refs attention, but throws in a set of brass knuckles without the ref knowing. Poltergiest is putting the knucks..
FJ-Holy cow! It's Mike Nukem! Nukem just ran from the back, and he's in the ring! He turns Poltergiest around decks him! Now he's got him up again.. Meltdown! He just hit the Meltdown on Poltergiest! Nukem rolls out of the ring, and mercenary rolls ontop of the prone Poltergiest. 1,2,3 and we've got a new world champ!
HS-Excorcist is in the ring now, but Mercenary meets him with a boot to the gut, and a Hired Gun! Nukem slides in the ring and takes care of Poltergiest, and now it's just Nukem and Mercenary in the ring!
FJ-Let me remind you folks, that Mercenary was the one of the 3 that eliminated Nukem from the battle royal Wednesday. There is no love lost between these two.
HS-Mercenary doesn't even know Nukem is in the ring! Mercenary's got the belt, and wham! Nukem spears him as he turns around. Mercenary is out! Nukem lays the belt on the prone Mercenary, and rolls out of the ring.
FJ-What a night, folks. we've got a new TV and World champ, and things are gonna be interesting Wednesday. For Herb Summer, this is Frank Jackson, goodnight!
