And on the Eighth Day... God Created Pop-Tarts... (February 4, 2004)
Fat? Ugly? Stupid? Guess What? You're Not Reproducing!!! (December 26, 2003)
How to Become a Wannabe Jackass (If Your Mommy Will Let You)(August 30, 2003)
Jerod Mixon is a Fat Faggot (August 10, 2003)
Symbolism is Stupid (July 27, 2003)
Exercise is for Quitters (July 13, 2003)
10 Things People Do For Little Kids That Piss Me Off (June 27, 2003)
I Could Live Without the Alphabet... (June 19, 2003)
Someday, I'm Going to be a Creepy Old Guy! (June 9, 2003)
How come Cavemen are So Gay?? (May 8, 2003)
Hot Dogs are Pure Evil!(April 30, 2003)
They Should Let Me Run the School System...(April 23, 2003)
I Finally Found Something I Hate More Than Aerosmith (April 16, 2003)
Only COOL People Get Charged with Harassment! (April 13, 2003)
The Solution to the Whole World's Problems! (April 8, 2003)
WOW Jeepers Creepers Blew (April 5, 2003)
What Ever Happened to Captain Planet?(April 2, 2003)
Vikings Just Don't Get Any Credit Anymore... (March 30, 2003)
I'm at Least 20 Times Cooler than Linkin Park! (March 28, 2003)
Why Are the Most Popular Kids in the Whole School the Retards?(March 24, 2003) I Should be a Movie Reviewer! (March 19, 2003) Top Three Suggestions of What to do if You're Gay(March 18, 2003) Wow! I Never Thought I'd Get Love Mail!(March 12, 2003) Oops! Yeti, Idaho Really Does Exist!(March 11,2003) Hooray! New Hate Mail! (March 10, 2003) Note: Watching Pro Wrestling Doesn't Make You Cooler(March 6, 2003) I Hate the Sun! (March 5, 2003) I'd Like the Elderly a Lot More if They Were Dead! (March 3, 2003) Life Would be so Much Easier if I was an Oompa Loompa... (March 2, 2003) If Frankie Muniz Died, I Would Laugh...(Feb. 28, 2003) If I was King of the World...(Feb. 26, 2003) Vampires are gay (Feb. 24, 2003)
Three days and hate mail already!! (Feb. 21, 2003)
