You know you are obbsessed with Harry Potter when...

You tap on the glass of the boa constrictor`s cage at the zoo hissing quietly, until the guard politely informs you the zoo is closing.

You were burned when you tried to travel through your fireplace. Not only that but you got powder in your eyes!

You tried to de-gnome your garden and ended up smashing your neighbor's window

You try to get into Platfrom 9 3/4, but hurt your knee (hey I really did this when I was in England at King's Cross)

You call the teacher you hate the most Snape.

You are confused by muggle money, or at least pretend to be!

You wonder what happened to that Owl you sent to you Harry Potter!

You would be thouroughly offended at being called a muggle.

You stole your mom's broom tried to jump of the house and fly, but ended up in the Hospital.

You stand at least 20 feet away from all willow trees.

You will no longer eat jellybeans or beans of any sort for fear of eating a booger or vomit or ear wax flavored one.

You brutally beat the crap out of anyone to lays a finger on your Harry Potter book. (I almost did this, but was restrained before anyone except the people holding me back got hurt!)

You bought a pair of robes just because Harry wears them!( if you do don't worry thats why I bought my robes)

You attempt to make a wand with a little stick!

You read the harry Potter books so manu times that your parents say that thee was a mix up on the day you were born!!

Your Dad will ground you if he catches you reading anything associated with Harry Potter ***cough***me!