There's a Phrase You Don't Hear Every Day

• (in bad french accent)"But sir! I have not yet drunk my wine! Or seduced the princess! Or drunk my wine! Or eaten my bagette! Or drunk my wine!" -Martine (joke from the play, the girl who got the part Kristin wanted butchered the Brooklyn accent until it sounded almost French. Iro-french jamaican, actually...)
• "You should cut your hair! Do you know how many starving children you could feed with this?" -Megan (note: i don't remember the exact quote, but that's fairly close)
• "Have YOU ever petted Mr. Schwartz's bird?" -I think we've all said that at one time or another...
• "Speedo y sombrero! Bwahahahaha!" -everyone but Kristin...
• "What class is this?" -Mr. Schwartz
• "Good pizza... EHHHHHH?" -Julia (she thinks she's Canadian)
• (in class)Lindsey: "Martine has candy!"
  Martine, desperate for a comeback: "Lindsey has herpes!" (Since this, Martine and Lindsey have developed this herpes/scabies obsession. It's disturbingly funny)
• "Dopey!" -Kristin, Garrett, and me, in reference to Hannah.
• "Ari's girlfriend has a hairy back!" -More or less our entire Spanish II class.
• "Cherry coke cherry coke cherry cherry cherry coke" -Mr. Schwartz, as he sang his order at a Jr. High dance he chaperoned.
• "Mr. Schwartz eats babies!" -Martine, after Mr. Schwartz didn't count "feta" (female fetus) as a word in Spanish Scrabble.
• "I can't prepare a fetus in two minutes!" -Martine
• "You're just jealous." -Hannah, in reference to her drug use. That's very funny.
• "Martine predicted Columbine all over Julia's leg!" -me in english
• "Is she ugly?" -Ari in very hopeful tone while Martine was talking about a "celebrity" cybergrrl.
• "Countdown to the end" -calendar in Martine's office.

last year's:
• "Stand up so you can be my bowling pins." -Megan
• "Hey, Megan, what would you say if we tied two mattresses around you and drove you into a tornado?" -Martine
• "Wow! That eraser erases pencil!!" -Julia
• "Shut up! I don't want to hear myself!" -me and myself.
• "Bleh-le-le-le-leh." -Pastor Tom, children's sermon.
• "Bop du du dot" -What Mr. Erickson has written on the board in the band room.
• "Beware the lawn gnomes!" -Lindsey
• "I live in my closet!" -Martine, every 15 minutes.
• "No, you're not to young to die!" -me, trying to convince Martine to rejoin band.
• "I'll take your test for you." -me in Science.
• "Ooh! A lung!" -Melony
• "Okay, give me the crescent wrench." -Mr. Erickson, talking to Travis.
• "And before the first time I quit..." -Mr. Erickson's "I'm back in this hell, so here's what we're doing differently" speech.
• "Do you swing on that thing?" -Megan, refering to the body hoist at the funeral home.
• Martine: "Can you move?"
  Mr. Schwartz: "Can I ever!"
• "I wonder if Batman and Space Ghost are related." -my lil sis, Lisa.
• "Eric bear! Oh Eric bear!" -Lisa (note: Eric bear is Jamie's stuffed animal)
• "That's not how you spell Vegeta!" -me examining Lisa's DragonBall Z themed scrabble board arrangement.
• "Fudge is nummy!" -Jamie
• "Dizzy is good!" -Lisa (as far as I know she was not high on anything while saying this.)
• "Can you stick your foot in your mouth?" -Jamie
• "Yes, I ran into the door again." -me