"We Are Going Down" by Deadly Sins plays throughout the arena and Brilliant Brian Brisbane walks out from the back to loads of boos from the fans. He is decked out in his usual Leyton Orient Football Club attire, with his Kliq baseball cap. As usual, the lower half of his face is covered by a Leyton Orient Football Club scarf. Brisbane walks down to the ring and enters it. He grabs a microphone and starts to speak.

Brilliant Brian Brisbane - You lot can shut the fuck up.

The fans boo even louder.

Brilliant Brian Brisbane - Yeah, that's right, you lot boo as much as you like. You're just jealous that you can't be Brilliant like me.

The fans do not appreciate the comments.

Brilliant Brian Brisbane - Tonight I get my hands on the fattest bastard walking the face of the earth. That man being Goliath. You know, this is another classic Team Deacon versus The Kliq story for the history of this feud. I find it troublesome to understand why a team of such good looking people like The Kliq would bother to kick the arses of the team that fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down such as Team Deacon over and over again, but we do it for the love of it. And tonight, I have every intention of sending Goliath back to his ugly family as a total loser, when he comes a cropper against me in the first round of the Extreme Tournament. This is just my first step towards a singles championship in this federation. Once I have brushed everyone aside I shall be getting my act together and going after the Extreme bastard Rex Butler. And it all starts here tonight with fatty.

If you lot in the crowd like to see the impossible made possible then stay in your seats for a rollercoaster ride courtesy of the Brilliant one. You will see before your very eyes how one man can beat the living shit out of another man three times his size. Goliath, you overweight imbecile, you will be sent home battered and bruised and with those stars before your blurry visioned eyes even you wife will look attractive. Just remember Team Deacon, that you will never ever keep the Kliq down and I will be the living proof of that fact when I kick fatso Goliath's arse so hard he be bringing up his own anus.

Brilliant Brian drops the mic and returns to the backstage area.