[ Whether you find these humorous or just plain stupid is up to you, I suppose. This is a collection of 11 phrases invented by either my good friend Qphacs (Q) or myself (M). ]
1. "Now all we need is a hydro-seeder." (M)
2. "Now all we need is a 50-foot carnivorous chicken." (Q)
3. "Mom, can I keep this FBI agent? It followed me home." (M)
4. "Mommy, come look! It's eating the neighbors!"(M)
5. "The ground is falling! The ground is falling!"(M)
6. "Henry, there's an alien at the door." (M)
7. "The mosquitoes are back! Get the shotgun!"(Q)
8. "All right, who turned out the sun?"(M)
9. "Please pass the primordial ooze."(M)
10. "Honey, why is there a 50-foot carnivorous chicken in the bathtub?" (Q)
11. "Waiter! There's soup on my fly." (M)
