[ Poor Edgar. He just doesn't get it. Edgar is a fictional character who holds no representation, except as the dumbest guy on the face of the Earth. This is a collection of Edgar's actions as witnessed by myself (M) and my good friend, Qphacs (Q). ]
Edgar...
1. ...uses snapping turtle as a nose hair trimmer. (Q)
2. ...uses skunk for cologne. (Q)
3. ...puts sails on his speed boat. (M)
4. ...plays chicken with steam roller...and loses. (Q)
5. ...uses hydrochloric acid as mouthwash. (M)
6. ...removes fly from a friend's arm using a hatchet. (Q)
7. ...uses chainsaw as a back-scratcher. (M)
8. ...plays golf in thunderstorm. (Q)
9. ...uses sledge hammer to pound roofing nails. (Q)
10. ...fishes with his anchor. (M)
11. ...becomes the 5th telletubbie. (Q)
12. ...uses a hand drill as toothpick. (M)
13. ...thinks a serial killer murders rice crispies.(Q)
14. ...plays percussion with land mines. (M)
