1. Fun comes first. (M)
2. When together, teenagers cannot allow each other to accomplish anything. (Q)
3. Never volunteer for anything. (Q)
4. The path to happiness is no homework. (Q)
5. Boredom is an instinct. (M)
6. We have a magnetic attraction to the telephone. M
7. Procrastination cannot be avoided. (M)
8. We have a magnetic attraction to nifty electronic gizmos. (Q)
9. The rate of food is constant. (M)
10. "Party" is a way of life. (M)
11. Never stop questioning "Why". (Q)
12. A messy room is a happy room. (Q)
13. There is always room for pizza. (M)
14. Work comes last. (Q)
