I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. -- David Dinkins, New York City Major, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are. -- Mat Lauer on NBC's Today Show, August 22.
I haven't committed a cr"We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather."
- Arab News report
"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say."
- Bill Clinton, former U.S. President
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC instructor
"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
"If people get a kick out of running down pedestrians, you have to let them do it."
- Paul Jacobs, marketing director for a video game company
"This Is The Gate Of Heaven, Enter Ye All By This Door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance.)
- Sign on church door
"We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.)"
- Sign on door of repair shop
I would say that anything that is indecent and violent in TV is a crime against humanity and they should shoot the head man responsible. - Ted Turner, Media Mogul
