"Lead, Follow or get the hell out of the way."
"I didn't mean to hurt you, but your sexy when you cry. Maybe I really loved you, HaHa!!! Aren't I cute when I lie???"
"Romeo oh romeo where is tho romeo!!!"..."IM RIGHT HERE BITCH!!! STOP YELLING MY DAMN NAME!!!" (lol...me and Jason)
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!"
"I wonder if they are looking at me or just wondering why I'm with YOU?" (to Jason)
"Hey baby, you know you want me!" (to some guy)
"Give me some of that!" (pepsi)
"Oh yes, I am one hott sexy bitch! Say my name! Say my name!" (I was j/p...Rachel)
"When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you. When I first talked to you I was afraid to like you. When I first liked you I was afarid to love you. Now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you."
"One kiss and he's mine...I promise!" (to Kristen)
"I wasn't Kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret!!"
"If ur naughty go 2 ur room..If ur REALLY naughty, go 2 mine"
"Heaven won't have me and hells afraid i'll take over!"
"If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight."
"Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!"
"You know your in love when the hardest thing to say is goodbye."
"Don't be a guy, The world is full of guys.Be a MAN!"
"You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!?"
"You want it, but you don't need it. You really love it, when you get it." (Matt)
"Don't waste your time on a guy who won't waste his time on you." (so true)
"Ok, angels are all good and stuff? Where's the fun in that?"
"If you are the flame, You can't be burned."
"Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas."
"Daddy's little girl! But not the girl that daddy knew, Daddy never had a clue!"
"Ociffer, I swear to drunk Im not God!!!!!!"
"Put HIS body and HIS face and.....mmmmm.....good." (lol...melissa you remember??)
"Your jealousy is my energy, ever wonder why I am so hyper?"
"Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil devil!"
"Following the rules never got me anywhere so I say..learn the rules...then break them!"
"I'm not shy..I jus don't like you!"
"No tease, just here to please."
"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."
-Mother Theresa
"We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."
"When I look into my girls eyes and see my whole world, everything I live for, everything I do and then I kiss her lips softly...I fall in love with her all over again." (Jordan...why did you hafta move?!?!)
"But what if it's like...a trap??" (to Kristen lol)
"Many girls would consider that a good thing...I think?" (to T.K. complaining)
"Oooh...so you think you're safe now, huh? Just b/c you have his protection and his arms around you? Well, guess what honey..YOU'RE WRONG!" (Kristen to some girl)
"You talk big but you know what...you're a pussy...a pussy who can't take action. MEOW!" (to Matt's friend)
"Day-um, that girl's outfit it screaming SEX!" (girl at party...bad bad outfit :(
"Let's take this party elsewhere." (Jessi)
"It's like a cheesy vampire film..couple of stakes through the heart, some holy water to slow him down, and a few broken bones. BORING!" (to Derek)
"I'm willing, ready, and able..so what's the problem?" (lol...Kristen...you now know the problem girl!)
"children in the dark cause accidents. accidents in the dark cause children." (no offense to *coughs* nevermind)
"I've never been able to describe myself, but that's okay b/c people are always ready to do that for you." -Ani Difranco
"I love you baby and that really is all i know because i'm a dumb ass lol" (an ex-bf)
"sex bomb baby" (an ex-bf)
"ive been bitten by a 98 pound love bug. that is funny shit huh! lol" (an ex-bf)
"your the best thing in my life but we can go inside instead of the whole cold tree thing" (an ex-bf..don't ask lol)
"i don't care what you say you are beautiful to me baby!" (an ex-bf)
"If tonight I were to dance, I would dance with her under the stars and make our own constellation in the heavens."
hey you up there.....help me up :)~
Are you crazy, i ain't goin' up thurr!!
hey, what r u doin up there?
i have blue hair isn't it cool?
hey you up there...yeah i'm talking to you -
umm....what do i do now?...Stop lookin at me! -
"Birdy birdy in the sky, why you do that in my eye?" “You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me”...
"I am not conceited - Just better"
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen.
"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."
Jilly Cooper
"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
Sippin Vodca, Sippin Vodca,Sippin Vodca.
You'll never blow, Won't let you blow
Your dildo is my small penuses
It ain't working
omg we were ROLLLING, and we were rolling so hard
it was CRAZY i was hallucinating
constantly. i saw mad shit. i rolled
all night...aaalll night looonnnggg!!!!
BREATH IN MY FACE. YOU'RE
LOADED. NO I
DON'T HAVE A GUN!
does she just not care that your high off
your ass all the time?
xanax...I know all about that stuff. It is awesome. (xanax is an anti-depressant drug)
ookay...that girl is mucho caliente - carlos
I can touch my butt!!!!!!!
"f*ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name (then think of some wierd name)?"
DIE LITTLE MAN! DIE!!
"i'm gonna crush you...
'u whut?! u CHEATED ON ME..Carlos how could you woman?!
"You! you did it! you spit in my soda!
What did you just call me?!?!?!?
stop staring and laughing at me damn it STOP IT!!!... *whines* MOMMM Nicole won't stop laughing at me
Matt is going down!! *evil laugh*
what do you think I am... CRAZY??? Answer me!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!
we will get Chester back for trying to molester me" -
GRR im gunna rip ur little head off b*tch
Blue's clues is my bitch so back up Steve!
What you gonna do? Hit me?
BLue likes ME better than YOU, steve! Nan Nan Nan Nan NAN!!!
Mike: I'm not a very reading person, I like to look at pictures.
Chester: Mike likes porno.
Mike: I don't like porno. I like graphics...
Mike: You know those guards with the hats?
The ones that don't move. Can you touch them?
Can you, like, stick your thumb up their butts and
they wouldn't move?
Brad: At that point wouldn't they, like, destroy you?
Brad: Did you know that I hear voices?
Mike: He does and sometimes they speak to us too.
Mike: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Chester: And sometimes you feel like my nuts.
Work like you don't need the money, dance like no body is watching, sing like noone is listening, love like you've never been hurt, & live like it is heaven on earth
*Life is a dick, when it getz hard fuck it!
**I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiled...The one who could brighten up your day, Even if she couldn't brighten her own
**Wanting him is hard to forget, loving him is hard to regret, losing him is hard to accept, but even with all the hurt I've felt, letting go is the most painful yet
"Even the people with the hugest smiles on their face can be crying a river inside"
gOoD gUrLz CoVeR tHeIr EyEz DuRiN sEx ScEnEs. Us BaD 1'z SmUrK cUz We KnOw We CaN dO bEtTeR
If your asking if i need you the answer is 4ever..if your asking if i'll leave you the answer is never..if your asking what i value the answer is you..if your asking if i love you the answer is I do..<3
Forget the times you walked by, forget the times you made me cry, forget the times you held my hand, forget the sweet things if i can, i can no longer just pretend, now I gotta remember your just my friend.
it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to lift up my middle finger
I dream of being the best
You dream of being better than me
I say to you... DREAM ON!
Wanting him is hard to get. Loving him is hard to regret. Losing him is hard to accept. But with all the hurt I've felt, letting go is the most painful yet.
It wasn't like I wanted to be the one holdng your hand or anything. I just didn't want her
holding it.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was by choice, but falling in love with you
was beyond my control.
People are like stained glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but
when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is light from within.
How can I go forward when I don't know which direction I'm facing?
love does not know its own depth until the hour of separation. (..my life story....bleck!)
Sometimes there are no second chances, and sometimes I'm sorry doesn't make things better.
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true.
I wish I were a teddy bear. Everybody loves them, nobody cares how fat they are, or what
color they are, and the older they are the more they are worth.
sometimes you have to stand alone
just to prove that you can still stand
¦ Oprah Winfrey once said: There is no such thing as failure. Mistakes ¦
¦ happen in your life to bring into focus more clearly who you really are. ¦
¦ What she really meant: I failed. I know it. Who the heck am I anyway? ¦
Jennifer Love Hewitt once said: A broken heart feels like the worst
thing in the world, but it really helps you to decide what you want and
don't want. You learn a lot from a broken heart. What she really
meant: I'm a tease and I torture boys for fun. Nah, I don't feel guilty!
¦ Usher once said: People should talk and relate to each other before ¦
¦ they jump into a relationship. What he really meant: I met the girl next ¦
¦ to me in a club last night. I don't know her name, but she's good in bed. ¦
Jakob Dylan once said: The truth is, I've never run from anything.
What he really meant: Oh my god there's a spider! -runs away-
¦ Sting once said: You have to be yourself. Be very careful about who and ¦
¦ what you are. And if people still like you, that's fine. If they don't, that's ¦
¦ their problem. What he really meant: My name isn't even sting. HAHA! ¦
Natalie Imbruglia once said: I don't want to be the next anybody. I
want to be the first me. What she really meant: -disappears-
¦ Ice Cube once said: I'm never going to place myself in a position where ¦
¦ I'm doing something that's outside what I want to do, or what's in my ¦
¦ heart. What he really meant: I didn't want to do it, but they made me. ¦ Leonardo DiCaprio once said: I went to a restaurant the other
night and all the girls ignored me - it was so annoying. What he
really meant: I'm the hottest thing on this planet. WHY DON'T YOU SEE THAT!