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Quotes Page | 01 - / + I don't like pretty. Fuck the pretty! . . . Christina Aguilera I got bonged in clearwater! . . . Nicole Are you amused by rotting cheeseburgers? . . . Nicole Oh my gosh, where my bra??? Where is my bra??? WHERE?? . . . Rachel Put it out now or you’re all going to jail... . . . Cop I don’t love him. I don’t know if I ever have or ever will. But when I’m with him, I can’t seem to remember that. . . . Unknown I popped it honey, come back! . . . Jeremy How come da chick didn’t cross tha road yet? . . . Kayla OWWW!! OWWW!! ...so constipated! . . . Kris Dude what the hell are you on? . . . Nicole I don’t answer b/c I don’t know how! . . . Ashley I orgasm too much! . . . April Enough nuts out there...not enough mental institutions. . . . Unknown It feels a little awkward..you won’t talk, but we’re not fighting. . . . Dashboard Confessional Why are ya’ll takin a pic of me doing this?!?! . . . Nicole My business don’t concern you, so unless you’re my thong don’t be up my booty! . . . Unknown This will help me sell CDs! . . . Divine Oh my gosh! How did you get in there?! . . . Justin To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you someone else is a great accomplishment. . . . Unknown She paints her beans, and washes her jet...and her fishy fishy pussy. . . . J.C. I don’t give a giraffe’s arse! . . . Daddy Isn't my blue hair awesome? Isn't it?! Isn't it?! . . . Nicole Stop looking at me! Stop it! . . . Shawna Birdy birdy in the sky, why you do that in my eye? . . . Nicole You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me . . . Nicole I am not conceited - Just better . . . Crystal The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things. . . . Unknown Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. . . . Unknown Sippin Vodca, Sippin Vodca,Sippin Vodca. You'll never blow, won't let you blow...your diiilllldo is my small penuses! . . . Matt It ain't working... oh my god we were ROLLLING, and we were rolling so hard! It was CRAZY! I was hallucinating constantly. I saw mad shit. I rolled all night...aaalll night looonnnggg!!!! . . . Nicole Does she just not care that your high off your ass all the time? . . . Nicole Xanax? Oooh I know ALL about that junk! . . . Divine That girl is mucho caliente...yeah I think I said that right. . . . Carlos Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Hijaklamara? . . . Jon DIE little man! DIE! . . . Jordan You, you did it! You spit it my soda! Damm you! . . . T.K. What do you think I am, crazy? ANSWER ME! ANSWER ME! . . . Nicole MOOOOM, Nicole is trying to moleste me! . . . Matt Work like you don't need the money. Dance like no body is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt. Live like it is heaven on earth. . . . Unknown Life's a dick, when it gets hard, fuck it. Trust me, it will make it seem much better. . . . Nicole Good girls cover their eyes during sex scenes...Us bad girls laugh because we know we can do better! . . . Unknown