Me: Romeo oh romeo where is tho romeo!!! Jason: IM RIGHT HERE BITCH!!! STOP YELLING MY DAMN NAME!!! [lol...he was playin.]

Me: Breathe in my face. You're loaded! Chris: No! I don't have a gun! [loaded as in...well not as in gun.]

Me: Sippin Vodca, Sippin Vodca, Sippin Vodca... Matt: It ain't workin. You'll never blow. Won't let you blow. Me: I'm not drunk though. Look this banana would be like a cool dildo if you put a motor on it! Matt: You're dildo is my small penuses...penus. That is a cool word. Me: Sippin Vodca, with a small penus!!!! [we were soooo fucking drunk. matt's bro andy recorded us so that's how i know what we said. it went on like that for like a half hour! lol]

Jordan: DIE LITTLE MAN!!! DIE!!! T.K.: I'm gonna crush you. Don't you fucking run from me! I just wanna see your guts splatter! Jordan: AHH!!! AHH!!! T.K.: Come here baby. Come to Teek baby. Jordan: Stop fuckin flirting with it and kill the damn thing! AHH!!!!! [lolz!!!! there was a spider on the floor. it was pretty funny cuz jordan like jumped up on the couch and wouldn't come down and teek was chasing the thing all over. lol]

Matt: You what?! You cheated on me?! How could you woman?!?! Carlos: I know you jus didn't! What did you call me?? Matt: You! you did it! You spit in my soda! You farted in the fire. You player! You fucking player! Carlos: ...so what you gone do, hit me?? Matt: Nah, I'm just gonna rip your little head off bitch! Carlos: But mama says you can't hit a woman though...especially one with a sexy name like Carlos! [they were playing, i swear. they aren't gay.]

Divine: Blue's clues is my bitch so back up Steve! Gabriel: No, Blue likes ME better than you AND Steve na na na na na na! Divine: No he does not! I have more to offer! Gabriel: Yes SHE does! The only thing you got over me is a hott mom with jumbo boobs!

Desi: Sometimes you feel like a nut..and sometimes you don't. Andy: ...and sometimes you feel my nuts! [lol]

Jason: I don't like to read. I like to look at pictures. Jeremy: Yeah, and he likes to watch pornos too. Jason: No! I don't like porno. I like graphics and naked girls on tv--better yet, naked girls in my hot tub.

hey you up there.....help me up Are you crazy, i ain't goin' up thurr!! hey, what r u doin up there? hey you up there...yeah i'm talking to you - umm....what do i do now?...Stop lookin at me! - "Birdy birdy in the sky, why you do that in my eye?" Stop staring and laughing at me damn it STOP IT!!!... *whines* MOMMM Nicole won't stop laughing at me Matt is going down!! *evil laugh* what do you think I am... CRAZY??? Answer me!!!!! ANSWER ME!!! we will get Chester back for trying to molester me" -