[ Exhibition # ] 01 [ Record ] 2-4-0 [ History ] N/A
[ Defeated ] Mick Foley..Johnny Nitro...Joey Mercury..


" Like Eating Glass "


Extreme Championship Wrestling. Ran by Paul E. Heyman, ECW was one of the most entertaining forms of wrestling. The idea of having no rules in a wrestling match, made for some interesting and dangerous things to happen. ECW has always been favored over the mainstream wrestling because ECW was something new, something fresh, and something that wasn't being done by anyone. Sure, ECW was often imitated, but it was never and has never been duplicated. The men in ECW can be known as warriors, pioneers, of what has been called "Extreme". and only one man personifies EXTREME and that man is without a shadow of a doubt The Sandman


The show came back on air outside at a local zoo where you see lots of people walking around with there kids, With each other, By themselves. We see that where at the monkey part of the zoo it was all peaceful in clear. But that soon all change as a smoke came from out of no where in made a few people cough and made them walk away. "Where is this smoke coming from?" Said some people. The camera man turn to the left side where the smoke was coming from to see it was the one and only The Sandman.* Wearing his black t-shirt that had his picture in front of it and on the backside and bloody letters it says "Enter The Sandman At Your Own Risk!", Also he wears a blue jeans pants, With his ass kicker black boots.* He had his hardcore title on his waist but it had a Budweiser logo tape in the middle of it letting people know its his belt. Sandman had his normal look on his face as he speaks.

The Sandman:Damn I love life. And I got the title that says I'm the king of fucking extreme like I said. Not that little fat fuck health freak son of a bitch. I could kick his ass and his two butt buddies ass any day of the week. But they gone and left like the bitch that they are. But this week I got to face my enemy, And another reject, John Cena.

Sandman shock his head back and fourth in disgust because he has to face DX and Cena. Sandman then look at the monkeys before he put his two right fingers on the cigarette he is smoking he takes it out of his mouth he then flickers it to the monkeys as he blows smoke into the air not carrying that there kids around him. Sandman smirk as people move away from him he then reach in his left pocket to pull out a beer. He then takes it out of his pocket he pop it open with his left hand he puts it near his mouth as he tilts his head for a little bit to drink the beer. Moments later he removes it from his mouth as he shacks his head like "Damn that's good!" Sandman looks back at the monkeys he speaks again.

The Sandman:Triple H thinks hes the fucking best because he won a few World Titles. And he was a three time ECE World champion. Well HHH news flash none of that means shit to me. You earn the right that your fucking best is to beat the king. And I doubt you well because I was going though hell in ECW when he was just in high school playing with his boys and trying to make it in this business! And beside the fact last week he lost to Goldberg. The dumbest monkey around in ECE. That’s a sham.

Sandman shock his head back and fourth again as he laughs because of the fact that he lost to a old fuck like Ric. Sandman then brings the beer to his mouth as he tilts his head and drinks the beer all the way until its empty. He then removes it from his mouth he then stand up normal before he bang the can over his forehead some. He then threw it at the monkeys which made them piss. Sandman looks at them as he reach in his left pocket he pulls his famous smokes out he brings it to his mouth as he grabs it with his lips. He put his smokes up he then brings out his black lighter. He then cover the cigarette before lighting it up. He puts it back in his left pocket as he smokes away. He moves on to another section of the zoo. While he walks he speaks some more.

The Sandman:Kevin Nash your nothing but a fucking pussy and you fear me since the day we meet. I mean why the fuck else would you go to that homeless guy Scott Hall who can give a shit about you or anyone and trying to get the belt before your time as come. But lucky for me I was to drunk to even feel anything and I’m here standing ready to kick your fucking ass and prove your not even hardcore that your a fake!

Sandman then punches with his right hand a metal trash can which made a loud noise. Sandman the shacks off the sting from his knuckles as he takes his two fingers from his left hand he puts it on the cigarette he then blow smoke up in the air. He then flickers the ash to the ground as he then puts it back in his mouth and smokes away. He then looks over at the lion area of the zoo. Sandman walks over to it closer to see the lions kind of fighting each other he had his normal look on his face as he speaks.

The Sandman:Lions they say there the most fear type of cat out there. Well I think that's nothing but bullshit. I mean if they was fear and won't stop at nothing why the fuck are they in this cage and not out of it by now attack each of these motherfucker? Ripping us apart and not thinking twice about it. Because there the one scare they know there's people out there like me that would mess them up pretty fucking badly. Kind of like Cena when he thought he could get a easy win over me. Like I said that didn't do shit to me.

Sandman then shock his head back and fourth as he takes his two fingers from his right hand and brings them close to his mouth he takes the cigarette out of his mouth he then blows smoke from it. He flickers it to the lion cage which made it wake up and get piss off from the burn. Sandman reach in his left pocket to pull out a beer he then pops it open and drinks a little bit of it. Sandman stops as he looks over at a mother of one kid he look all drunk as he speaks.

The Sandman:Lions are pussy you know that go check the monkeys there better off. And who knows you might get laid and get a better looking child then that thing you got with you know. Fucking dumb ass.

The Lady:Watch your mouth. There children over here.

The Kid:Mom what's a dumb ass? And what does get laid by a monkey means?

Sandman then laughs as the lady has a disgust look on her face she then grabs her child hand and walks away mad. Sandman had a look like "Was it something I said?" Sandman then shrugs as he drink the rest of his beer he then bangs it few times over his head as he then threw it over his right shoulder which made it go in the lions cage. Sandman burp and walk on into another animal area. While Sandman walk out of no where some one call his name.

Woman:Hey Sandman wait up!

With that been said Sandman turn around to see it was none other then his drinking buddy Christy Hemme* Wearing a purple tanks top, with blue jeans skirt that goes up to her thighs, With her black boots on, Her hair was down* Sandman smirk as she walks up to him and gave him a hug. He pat her on the back. They then walks side by side. Sandman speaks.

The Sandman:Where the fuck you been? This place is so fucking boring kind of like Triple H's promo its point less and useless. And only little punk ass kids like this place.

Christy Hemme:Sorry about that. The line is long to get in this bitch.

Sandman nod his head as he pulls out his smoke from his left pocket he then grabs one with his mouth he looks over at Christy and puts it near her and ask "Smoke?" Christy shock her head like "No thanks" Sandman nod his head as he puts his smoke back up and brings out his black lighter he then strike it with his thumb the flames came he puts it near the cigarette as he got it to lit up smoke fell the air. Sandman puts it back in his pocket.

The Sandman: What do you want to see next?

Christy Hemme:How about the Rhino?

Sandman nod his head as they walk to the area in which the Rhino is at. Not many people is there because everyone know how dumb a Rhino is and how much they stink and is really boring. Sandman stops as he and Hemme looks at the Rhino. Sandman takes his two left fingers he put it on his cigarette he then removes it from his mouth as he blows the smoke up in the air and flickers some of the ash off it. Sandman puts it back in his mouth as he looks at the Rhino. He is thinking like this is the Rhino he well face at body count. Christy has a smile on her face as she speaks.

Christy Hemme:Come on Sandman lets get closer to it. All three of them looks so nice.

Sandman thinks even more and more that it is the man he will face this coming Sunday. They walks closer to the cage Sandman ash from the cigarette fall down with out him flickering it. Because he is thinking about the damage he will put on Rhino at body count and he thinks the other two Rhino as his side kick.

Christy Hemme:This is so cool. They are prettier in person don't you think?

Sandman just look at it as sees a Rhino getting closer to him he flickers the cigarette at it which made it made. Sandman act like "You want some? Come Get SOME!" As he bangs his head on the cage acting like he wants to fight the Rhino. The Rhino is stomping its feet's Sandman then speaks.

The Sandman:You want some? Come get some! I will take all three of you on because I'm more hardcore then any of you mother fuckers. Triple H is nothing but a joke and he wants to call himself a the Game. Well he sure hell no where near that. You see HHH is not even close to been in the same fucking level as I am. He is just a fat ass who thanks he is the best because he is in DX. Well that's not how the fuck you do it. You go though barbwires, And kick a mans ass for your family and go though hell. And he hadn't done none of that.

Sandman grabs the cage in shack it some more not a smart move. Christy looks on to see he is really drunk and he thinks this is HHH. But Christy isn't going to stop him. Sandman then speaks for the last time.

The Sandman:Yea stay in your cage get ready for this coming Dead End when I whoop your ass all over the place and make you like it. I will make you bleed I will make you suffer like you never suffer before. I will make you feel the worst pain you ever fell in your life. Even when your fucking wife dump your ass that will be nothing to the pain you feel when I throw ass though a barbwire table that is set on fire. Triple H get ready to Enter the sandman at your own risk!

The Sandman reach in his right pocket he pulls out a beer for him he then pulls another beer at for Christy. They look at each other and pop it open then drink away as the show fades away to black leaving people to wonder. Will Sandman still be the king of extreme? Or Will DX send him to hell! Order Dead End to find out!

~The End.~ ]