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Rikishi slides into the ring and taps his ass a fewtimes then grabs a mic. ![]() Rikishi: Hey Everyone... this 350 pound Samoan is about to back that ass up on Kurt Angle's Red, white & blue ass! (*Crowd cheers*) Now you know something.. I was put on smack down for one reason. I can put on one hell of a show. Because I'm 350 pounds of Ass!! (*Crowd cheers*). Now like I said on Smack down I face a man who has Gold Medal's. I face a man who can put on a show just like I can. See he believes in Submissions. I believe in a good old fashion brawl! See I believe in beating up a man. Then again they always get the Rikishi family curse if you know what I mean. See Angle I know your an Olympic Gold Medallist. I know you have gold medals. You only remind The Kish on a daily basis. See I already know that I'm gonna be using your red white & blue face to wipe my crack. I'm gonna use your head as a piece of Toilet Paper. See I respect your style of wrestling. I also respect your WWE Gimmick. See what I don't respect is your attitude. The Kish doesn't respect the fact that you think your better than he is. See angle your mouth is too big. Your Ego is too big. Your ego is even taller than you are. See The Kish knows you aren't all of what you say you are. I know you aren't really much of a threat. See My main Achievement in this match is to back dat ass up on Smack down. my goal is to make Kurt Angle smell what I had to eat for dinner last night! See Angle I'm all for winning the WWE Undisputed Championship. I'm all for being crowned the Undisputed champion on Survivor Series. I'm all for beating Kurt Angle with my 350 pound Rump with my Bonzai drop! See I know you fans can't get enough of the Kish. tonight after Kurt's face becomes a permenant part of my Ass.. He'll know when he's had enough. See not only will I beat Kurt Angle but I'll beat who ever else goes into this tournament. I don't care whether its Version One Matt Hardy. (*crowd boo's*). I don't care if it's the whole dam Show Rob Van Dam. (*Crowd explodes with RVD Chants*). Christian. (*Crowd boo's*) The Dead man The Undertaker (*crowd starts to go crazy*). See I don't care who it is. The point is I will beat anybody that wants to stand in The Kish's way of becoming the first ever WWE Undisputed Champion. Rikishi drops the mic as he slides out of the ring with a smile like look on his face then he goes back into the ring and starts to dance then Holds up his arms as the scene fades out.
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