James Mitchell: would you just shut up and fucking listen for a minute, there is no way that Joe is coming back to Japan, especially at this time. we're two short weeks away from Wrestlemania III, and it's gonna be a huge night for my client .

[ muffled voice on the other end ]

James Mitchell: I understand that there is a large amount of money at stake here, but there is fame and fortune on this side of world as well .

[ more muffled voice on the other line ]

Samoa Joe: tell them it's not happening, I am staying right here .

[ James nods at the instructions from Joe ]

James Mitchell: did you hear that, Joe said 'FUCK YOU .. I AIN'T WRESTLING FOR YOUR WORTHLESS YEN' now I am going to hang up, and I don't want anymore interruptions .

[ with that, Mitchell hangs it up, frustrated as hell ]

James Mitchell: can you believe those bastards, they see you on national television and now they want you all to themselves. they claim that they made you who you are, well fuck them and they're fucking traditions .

[ Joe chuckles ]

Samoa Joe: take it easy, it's just Japan, it's not like it's the ECE calling .

[ Mitchell can't help but crack a smile ]

James Mitchell: of course it isn't, Vince is probably at a tanning salon, feeling up one of the employees or some weird shit like that .

Samoa Joe: the man has balls, we gotta give him that .

[ James just shakes his head ]

James Mitchell: but with all that viagra, it's only a matter of time before the bank runs dry .

[ Joe looks at Mitchell as if to say 'WHAT THE FUCK' ]

James Mitchell: nevermind, we've got other things to take care of. like that bitch without the balls, you know, Mr. Transitional Champion .

Samoa Joe: thats right, I knew there was somethin' I needed to finish off. I was workin' out this morning, and I just remembered that I never got to finish .

[ Mitchell looks confused ]

James Mitchell: and why the fuck not !?

Samoa Joe: I had to take a shit James, if it matters so much. that restaurant last night really did a number on me, so I pinched one off. I hate to admit this, but I think it smelled better than Miss Jackie's breath too .

[ ZING ! ]

James Mitchell: that mouth has been places only bacteria has seen .

[ James looks like he's ready to hurl chunks ]

Samoa Joe: listen James, this match is almost getting personal enough for me to give a damn, almost. AJ is trying to make a joke out of me, and I don't like it one bit .

James Mitchell: well why don't you do something about it then ?

[ Joe looks pissed ]

Samoa Joe: how about you let me finish, then you can say what you want after .

[ Mitchell backs off and nods his head ]

Samoa Joe: see it's just a joke, this match, his career, the Enterprise. it's all just a big joke, and the one way that Styles can make himself feel better is by trying to make light of the whole thing. we all know that his reign as World Champion wasn't anything to be proud of.

James Mitchell: and Tomko, we all know that was a broken condom in an ugly relationship .

Samoa Joe: so now it's turning into a laughing stock, but in some strange way it turns into an advantage for me .

[ James looks confused ]

Samoa Joe: see with AJ being occupied with doing whatever he wants, when he wants, his mind isn't on this match one bit. all the jokes, the fat guy references, it's nothing I haven't heard before. this isn't something to be taken lightly, I am not a person AJ Styles should be taking lightly .

James Mitchell: well maybe we should show him a thing or two .

[ Joe glares at Mitchell]

James Mitchell: and by WE of course I meant YOU .. YOU show him a thing or two .

Samoa Joe: that isn't gonna be a problem, I will show Styles what it's like to be a winner, to be dominant. I will walk out there, get into that ring, and beat the fuck out of that little bitch .

[ a smirk from Joe ]

Samoa Joe: and if Tomko or Cage decide to get in the ring, I will beat the fuck outta both of them too. the thing about it is this, I don't back down from anybody, especially people talking shit about me. that was a mistake on the part of AJ Styles, one mistake too many I say .

James Mitchell: now it's time to pay for making that mistake .

Samoa Joe: of course it is James, it's time to choke that punk bitch right out, shutting his mouth long enough so he can learn his fucking lesson. AJ needs to learn that you can't go around mouthing off just anyone, because some people aren't gonna stand for it. sure it was all good back in the TNA, cause nobody there could do the things I have and will do inside that ring .

[ another smirk from Joe ]

Samoa Joe: and just for kicks, I'm gonna bring along that towel you made reference to AJ. consider it some form of motivation, for both me and you. for me because it means I will wipe the mat clean of your blood with that towel. and for you because, well lets face it, you can't afford to bleed out there like that. that little ego thing you got going on won't allow it. but consider it a favour from me to you, it's time to put that ego in place, along with the rest of you .

[ Joe pounds his fist into his hand ]

Samoa Joe: I wouldn't blame you for not showing up at Wrestlemania, because I wouldn't wanna get beaten so bad that even that whore won't remember what you looked like .

James Mitchell: FUCK !

[ Mitchell grabs his cell and starts dialing a number ]

Samoa Joe: what the hell are you doing now !?

James Mitchell: reserving a hospital bed for AJ, is that a problem ?

[ Joe smirks ]

Samoa Joe: make sure that punk has life insurance too, cause he's gonna need it .

[ Mitchell nods his head ]

Samoa Joe: I'd hate to be in your shoes right now AJ, I really would. expect the unexpected, because it's bound to happen sooner than later. WRESTLEMANIA III.. LIGHTS OUT .. BITCH !

[ Mitchell wraps up his conversation ]

James Mitchell: so what about the rest of the night, any plans ?

Samoa Joe: I've got a few, but Styles is priority number one. after that, who knows, it's AJ Styles first and thats all I'm concerned with right now .

James Mitchell: well there is a X Division Title at stake, you know that right ?

Samoa Joe: I am aware of this, but see that doesn't really matter. I have some business with Styles that needs to be taken care of first, then I will worry about that after I take care of business .

James Mitchell: I think we should at least think it over, strategy could play a big part in all of this .

[ Joe looks at Mitchell as if to say 'WHAT THE FUCK' ]

Samoa Joe: strategy ain't got nothin' to do with shit James , how the fuck are you gonna put strategy into this match with Styles. there ain't shit to think about, I already know what needs to be done. beat AJ Styles, move on to the next chapter. is that enough strategy for you James?

[ Mitchell shrugs his shoulders ]

James Mitchell: I guess that works too .

Samoa Joe: believe it fucking works, cause it's gonna get the job done .

[ Joe just stands there as Mitchell gulps loudly .. FADE OUT ]