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Prologue
Shelton Benjamin is ready to make a trip to Jamie Noble's house.
Shelton Benjamin is there himself and he is waiting for a taxi driver...
he is standing there waiting for a while and then a taxi pulls up, the guy
in the front is a little fat dude with big ears and Benjamin gets in the
car getting ready to make his way to Noble's parents house. Shelton is waiting to go and meet Jamie Noble's parents to
know who they think is going to win and might mention the fact that Jamie
is really bad at wrestling and also to find out what kind of joke he lived
in when he was long ........... minutes later the taxi man arrived and
there Shelton Benjamin is.~

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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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Got damit, freak boy... where the hell where you? you're late and the
Shell Bomb.. Shelton Benjamin don't like people being late for nothing! |
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'Fat Taxi Driver With Big Ears' Andy
Dunsmore | SB
| Well sir
I'm sorry i got caught up in traffic and the cars wouldn't move... I was
stuck and oh it was the traffics.... |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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NAH NAH NAH NAH, shut the hell up... blame the traffic butterbean.. I know
what happened, burger sauce... you were playing around to much! |
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'Fat Taxi Driver With Big Ears' Andy
Dunsmore | SB
| em sir i wasn't
i was, honestly! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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please stop with the traffic crap, beanie and get me chop chop to Hanover West Virginia
or ill beat your brains out, Haha! |
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'Fat Taxi Driver With Big Ears' Andy
Dunsmore | SB
| yeah I
know where exactly it is but unfortunately I do not know what house it
is... you'll have to find that out for yourself.
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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what that is what I'm paying you for lamb chop, now step on it chicken
ass! |
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'Fat Taxi Driver With Big Ears' Andy
Dunsmore | SB
| why do
you insult me? i am really want to be friends with you and you throw it in
my face!
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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shut up man.. you drool on and on... shut your got damn mouth!
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'Fat Taxi Driver With Big Ears' Andy
Dunsmore | SB
| oh ok...
we are nearly there, hey i heard that you got a match with Jamie Noble at
Smackdown... do you think you will beat him? |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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What are you serious Andy dandy? you don't see that i am Shelton
Benjamin... the toughest s.o.b's in this damn federation! |
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'Fat Taxi Driver With Big Ears' Andy
Dunsmore | SB
| well
yeah, but i do think that Jamie is good too... a good powerful fast
athlete! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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yeah but not even more than enough to match the amazing Shelton Benjamin
who is going to be something big in this wrestling industry! |
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'Fat Taxi Driver With Big Ears' Andy
Dunsmore | SB
| i know
you are, man... But do you think Jamie Noble even stands maybe a slight
chance against you Mr. Benjamin
? |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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I have already told you, chunky
butt, I am going to walk away from Smackdown with the smile on my face
having beaten Jamie Noble and that is the damn bottom line... no
other ways around it fool! |
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'Fat Taxi Driver With Big Ears' Andy
Dunsmore | SB
| ok i
think i would make a really good wrestler, i would beat Jamie's girlfriend Nidia!
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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Strong words... from a boring guy!!
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'Fat Taxi Driver With Big Ears' Andy
Dunsmore | SB
| what
what Shelton? I'm not boring.. do you think I'm boring? honestly i would
be good for the job! anyway enough about me becoming a wrestler lets talk
what is a matter with your little friend Charlie Haas? |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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yeah Charlie has got the cold he should be alright for my match to see me
whip Jamie's ass all over the Smackdown arena |
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'Fat Taxi Driver With Big Ears' Andy
Dunsmore | SB
| yeah
Shelton, i cant wait to see what happens anything can happen! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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Nothing will happen... i will win, lamb chop.... i will win, chunky
butt... these next couple of days are the start of my era on Smackdown... |
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'Fat Taxi Driver With Big Ears' Andy
Dunsmore | SB
| Haha
cool...well here is where the street is, Shelton... i don't know what
house it is... sorry i can't help with that! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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yeah well... think positive... watch Shelton kick the chops of Jamie Nobl on Sunday! |
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'Fat Taxi Driver With Big Ears' Andy
Dunsmore | SB
| yeah ok Shelton
that will be 10 dollars please because of the long journey" |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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no way assclown... turkey boy... chunky neck... I'm not giving you a cent
of my money, you have been annoying me all this journeys; Good bye freak! |
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'Fat Taxi Driver With Big Ears' Andy
Dunsmore | SB
| BUT
SHELTON, PLEASE I NEED THAT MONEY!!! 
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The taxi stops and Shelton gets out the car, Shelton doesn't even pay Andy
any money for the taxi ride and Andy doesn't dare even ask for the cash...
Shelton Benjamin makes his way into the yard of where Noble's parents
live... Shelton knocks on the door and Nobles parents invite him in the
house. Andy in one never he is angry at him giving a free lift but in the
other if dares get on the wrong side of Shelton it won't be pretty ill
tell you that. ~ |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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so Mrs. Noble and Mr. Noble... i am here to ask you a few questions
about Jamie junior... and you can ask me, the Shell Shocka any question you
want! |
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'Noble's Mother' Roberta Noble |
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if you don't mind me asking, Shelton... why are you and my son fighting at
this event!? |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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Why? You wanna know why? your son is gay and needs a good beating,
that's why! |
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'Nobles Father' Jamie Noble
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| excuse
me... son my Jamie will take you out any place any time! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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yeah well why has he been caught kissing other men if he is such a big
wrestler? face it you two brought up a loser! |
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'Nobles Mother' Roberta Noble |
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now son why are you coming in to our home and starting all this up? |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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man, i should say Roberta Carlos ha ha... ya know the Brazilian Soccer
player? Nevermind...even though you look a man... i only came here to see
what a mess Jamie grew up in and i have! |
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'Nobles Father' Jamie Noble | SB
| now don't
you make fun of me and my wife's boy, i will bust you up good... sent you
back to Orangeburg with a broken nose! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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try it loser... i will be off soon... you two smell of something i like to
call SHIT! haha! |
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'Nobles Mother' Roberta Noble |
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how dare you young man?! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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shut it, doll face or ill have to cut that beard you got growing there! |
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'Nobles Father' Jamie Noble | SB
| you
little ............. |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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Well I would love to stay and chat but quite frankly... I'm damn bored of
you two smelly ring stings...I'm off... bye beer belly... bye i moustache
you a question Mrs. Noble.... But anyways watch me kick your boys face
in... Roberta shave that beard and those legs! |
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'Nobles Mother' Roberta Noble |
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oh my I'm calling Jamie to come and punch you all the way back to
dirty Orangeburg! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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bye sugar... sent Jamie my love... yeah right... he would like that! |
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'Nobles Father' Jamie Noble | SB
| your
gonna pay boy, you here, me you are gonna pay! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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yeah go in your house and pick your nose or eat you big beefcake chunky
ass! |
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'Nobles Mother' Roberta Noble |
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oh what we going to do?! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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Shelton rules again... Take one of my dolla bills! 
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Shelton Benjamin then goes
away in a taxi leaving the Nobles very unhappy he has ticked them off
real bad and obviously Jamie Noble is not gonna be happy when he hears
from mom and dad i cant wait to see what happens on smackdown between Shelton
Benjamin and Jamie Noble well over these past few weeks the two of them
Jamie and Shelton have been getting on each others nerves so i wouldn't
like to be in that ring when this fight takes place i cant wait to see
this match all hell is gonna break lose.
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