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Shelton Benjamin is walking down the street as he is walking down, he
bumps into a crazy Shelton Benjamin fan as he stops and talk to the fan
about the match against Goldberg and why he is walking about the streets.
from the hospitals Masato Tanaka looks on in pain from the bike accident ~
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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what the hell am i going to do without Masato? i miss taking the crap out
of him, i wonder if he has broken any bones! ha ha! |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| LOOK
IT'S SHELTON BENJAMIN... oh my dreams are coming true today! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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hey jerky, don't cause a scene or else ill Shell Shocka your ass into next week,
know what I'm sayin? |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| ok, ok,
i can't believe i am meeting you, Shelton Benjamin!
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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that's what that jerk punk ass said to me as well at that bike shop, what a
clown he was! |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| yeah
anyway, I'm not like that, I'm cool and i want to ask MY legend Shelton some
questions! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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well, yeah you know, puny I'm a lot of peoples legends! |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| yeah i
am your no1 fan though! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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well.... what is it you want, shady? cause Shelton can't stay here for
ever... i have got to be in a lot of places in short time! |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| well i
was gonna ask you first what the hell happened to Masato Tanaka? is he ok
from the bike thing? |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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ha ha ha... stupid piece of crap, trying to feel my ass on the bike so i
shoved him.. he fell of HA HA, Shelton don't let anyone feel my booty, know what
i mean?! |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| ha ha
and the note on your back Shelton i gotta tell ya that is why you are my
hero with funny things like that! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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well yeah, he had helmet well i think he did! |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| ha ha
well.. anyway i heard you are in a crucial match against Bill Goldberg at
Slam, do you think you'll win? |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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listen jerky.. if you are truly are a Shelton Benjamin fan you will know
that Shelton is not gonna get beat of that punk, I'm gonna kick his ass as
i say! |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| i cant
wait, i will be in the crowd at slam!
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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yeah well you will see one hell of a beating, cause I'm gonna land the Shell
Shocka on bill's face! |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| well
anyway... don't let Goldberg ruin this conversation you.. are gonna beat him
full stop! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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hell yeah, twerp.. I'm obviously gonna win against him i will take him for a
ride when i face him! |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| i know
it's sad, Masato isn't gonna be there to see you do it! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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yeah the little ass feeler is in hospital paying the price he shouldn't
feel ass' now he knows! |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| ha ha
ha, i know you must have wondered what was going through his mind! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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well yeah it is not as bad as Mark 'gay' Jindrak, kissing his best buddy
Garrison Cade... i couldn't believe it when i seen they two kissing ... |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| a
couple of ass feelers too then! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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yeah, ha ha... they are! |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| i
always knew there were something weird about those two! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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jerky, jerky, you don't know true meaning of there life's wake up... kiss.. brush
teeth.. kiss again.. eat.. kiss the goodnight kiss.. same routine over and over! |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| HA
HA HA! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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its true and there is nothing you can do about that geek you little pun ken
pie haired cutted freak! |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| come
on Shelton i don't want to argue with my hero!
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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good then, i would have to Shell Shocka your little geek ass! |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| I wouldn't
want that! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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yeah because i would knock you in to next year with my finisher and you
would be busted up badly, anyway number1 fan... what do you like most about
Shelton Benjamin?! |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| i like
that you don't take any crap off anyone and you are funny and you are
obviously such a great wrestler! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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well yeah ill have to go man... Shelton needs to go... and have some time to myself.. fans are always around me... twenty four seven! |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| well
yeah, i just want one more question dude!
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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k shoot away then! |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| do you
honestly think you will beat Bill Goldberg at slam?! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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well let me see YEAH.. obviously, jerky... i am no body to be messed with.. i will
waste him and afterwards bust him up Goldberg if you are hearing me, the
only way you win matches is because you cheat you use weapons.. if you don't
use weapons you low blow or something well it is not gonna happen against
me! |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| i know
you are gonna bust him i am gonna jump over the wall past the security
guard and beat him too
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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STRONG WORDS FROM A BORING
GUY |
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'Shelton Fan' Dani
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| yeah,
yeah always a joker.. well it was a pleasure meeting you my hero! |
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'Shell Shocka' Shelton Benjamin |
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yeah, chill man see ya later! ~
Shelton Benjamin then walks into a hallway that has a sign saying the
'HUMAN WRECKING MACHINE G-BERG... COME VISIT DA MAN HIMSELF!' so Shelton
Benjamin walks in to see none other than Gillberg posing for the camera
and he starts talking to DA MAN!
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