True
But Funny Headlines
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A fresh batch of
supposedly true headlines:
Police Begin Campaign to
Run Down Jaywalkers
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
MORE:
"The Clairvoyant Society will not have its usual meeting
this week,
due to unforeseen circumstances." -The London Times
Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through
Latin Course To Be Canceled--No Interest Among Students, Et
Al.
Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store
Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Autos Killing 110 a Day--Let's Resolve to Do Better
20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in
Years
