.::BEN LASHMER::.

BEN 'THE LUNATIC ' LASHMAR

-_- Start of Disclaimer -_- This is Ben 'The Lunatic' Lashmers layout. I know you are just so jealous of it but tough luck because you cant have it. Now if someway you get around the block and I catch you using my layout I am gonna hack your sorry ass and make your computer look like it went threw a blender. So for once stop being a jackass and make your on damn layout. This roleplay has nothing to do with the real ECw/WCW/ or World Wrestling Entertainment AnywayZ I wanna give a special thanx to Triple H of the XEW for making me this awesome layout. My aol s/n Guei Lung if you need to contact me. Triple H aka Jonathan's s/n is Da Regulater 107. Well thats about it please sit back, relax and read the best damn roleplay your eyes will ever set on. Oh yea if you find any of this roleplay offensive fell free to click the X in the top right corner. I will crush you with the Asylum if you dont start reading dammit!!!!....STUPID JACKASS!! YOUR PATHETIC!!! LOL..XEW RULES!!! -_- End of Disclaimer -_- .

:: Tag team Battle Royal :: Jr & the King are commentating at a house show. Jr: Welcome to Toepka Kansas the site of This friday's Agression we got dome great matches tonight King:That's right JR dwelliung on Friday Lashmar's New Image is great! you see thatSpear he gave the rock? Great! JR: I dunno King I think Lashmar's snapped "Chop Suey" Hits the P.A System and Then is Cut short by a Laugh and "Sweet Dreams" By Marylin Manson Hits the P.A System and Ben Leaps up out of nowhwere and the Crowd still cheers expecting him to do his usual Hi-Fiing which he does not he walks straight to the ring and rolls into it grabbing a Mic. Ben:XEW ... I thank you , you made me realise something that night on Agression Pain is a realtive feeling..I tapped to Parker..well Parker.. You won well done go and celebrate..Go do hat you lIke that Jhonathon "I like to stick Micropohnes up Cows Rectums" Coachman. The Crowd laughs and cheers.. Ben: Shut up will ya? I'm not finished.. The crowd boos a little Ben: Now as for this Tag team match A battle Royal with 8 men Shane I take my hat off to ya you got some real balls to do that, But I assure ya I'm gonna stay in that ring right down to the last guy..Parker you're in the match ..Subbmissions won't help you in this match..You will go over the top rope..and I will leave the ring victorious with who ever Is left with me..it's every man for himself..alliances will be made and broken in all during the match..And the Asylum will come crashing down on you all..You will feel the force of the Shinobi..The full weight of Ben Lashmar will Crash on you all and men wil leave the ring..me and one other and we will destroy the D.J.S...I'll do whatever is needed to win. Ben Rolls out of the ring as the crowd boos / cheers him as he walks out to a :Commercial break: