Your snowmobile
costs more than your kid's college education...
Your wife's night gown says Fred Bear
Archery...
A trip to the islands means Mackinac
and Bois Blanc...
You're on a first name basis with the
clerk at the Michigan State Unemployment Office...
You install your snow tires in early
September...
You think working at McDonalds' means
making the big bucks...
Your best clothes are reversible; Blaze
Orange to Camouflage...
Going south for the winter means going
to Escanaba...
You think that Iron Mountain is a prime example of a big city
in urban decay...
You think the expression "to open a can
of worms" means " to go fishing"...
You think that a Big Mac and a shake
refers to the Bridge on a windy day...
People in Wisconsin act superior to you...
Your kid "aced" the 3rd grade...on his
9th try...
A new car means a 1972 AMC
Gremlin...
Being a "Red Wing fan" means you like
their new line of hiking boots...
You watched the "Ricki Lake Show"
because you thought it was a show about fishing...
You answer the question "How many
UP'ers does it take to change a light
bulb?" with "None, we don't have electricity"...
You consider Velcro to be high
tech...
You think that "The Straits of Mackinac"
refers to the heterosexual population on the island...
You think that the Mackinac ferry refers
to, well, you know...
You view working the drive-through
window as an important career advancement...
You only know Ted Nugent for his
archery equipment...
You think the phrase "It's all down hill
from here" is an advertisement for the local Ski Lodge...
Your telephone
member has 3 digits...or less...
You think that a
6 pack of Strohs, a bag of Doritos, salsa and bean dip cover 4 of the 7 basic
food groups...
You think your
family tree is the one in the backyard with the tire swing...
You saw a sign
that said "Drink Canada Dry" and you've been trying ever since...
You think
Canadian Club is the hockey team from Wawa, Ontario, EH?...
Your car phone is a rotary model with a
loooooong cord...
You didn't go see the movie Malcom X
because you missed Malcom I through IX...
You can ice fish 9 months of the
year...
You think that poached eggs means
they were stolen from your neighbor's chickens...
You think that the Board of Education is
the paddle the teacher womps your butt with...
You think the sign in every bar that says
NO MINORS SERVED is occupationally biased...
You think the sign saying FINE FOR
PARKING means this is a really good spot...
You consider Membership in the
Michigan Militia as a viable military career...
Your Jr. High School has a mandatory
class titled Chainsaw Operation and Repair...
You know 37 ways to prepare meals
from roadkill...
Your idea of deer hunting is driving
down the logging roads in your 4 wheel drive WITHOUT your gun...
When sent for a jack, you bring back a
fifth of Lynchberg Tennessee's finest...
Your summer shirts are plaid wool
(same as your winter shirts)...
Your mosquito repellent doubles as
your aftershave...
Your daily log is something you burn for
heat...
Your ice fishing shanty is better
furnished than your house...
You think ice beer is leaving a 6 pack of
Old Style outside overnight...
You think that The Milwaukee Brewers
and the Green Bay Packers are labor unions in Wisconsin...
Your favorite bar plays both kinds of
music, Country AND Western...
Indoor plumbing is something you want
to have someday...
You consider a thunderstorm as a drive
thru car wash...
Your wife's new fur coat came from
animals you trapped yourself...
You think Barney Rubble deserves an
Emmy as Best Supporting Actor..
Your local meat market sells daily
roadkill specials...
Nothing in your living room clashes with
your stuffed moose head...
Your local bowling alley has 6 lanes so
there's no waiting...
People admiring your earthtone carpet
suddenly realize it really is the earth...
Your county library has 1 book, "Dick
and Jane"...
You still have all your original teeth, you
just keep them in a jar on the shelf...
You know 16 ways to cook a
raccoon...
Your local record store still has brand
new 8 track tapes for sale...
You think a Laundromat is something
soft to kneel on when you wash your clothes in the creek...
Your new goose down pillow was
migrating south yesterday...
Your local movie theater is offering
"Gone With The Wind" as a first run feature presentation...
Your local doctor is also the
veterinarian, auto mechanic....and the school bus driver...
All of your available radio stations can
be preset on the car radio's 6 buttons ---- 3 times...
You're a witness to a spectacular car
crash! Just imagine, what are the odds of both cars in the UP being in the same place at the same
time...
Your friends give you a really cool nick
name, like "Stinky"...
The term "Up North" refers to land due
south of your house...
You fertilize the lawn by letting the cows
out of the barn...
You burn your kid's Statistics text book
as pornography, after all it had 1 whole chapter ;on standard deviations. You think that they will learn
about leather, whips and sheep soon enough...
You find your car when you cut your
grass...
You consider a six pack of beer and a
bug zapper quality entertainment....
You have more insurance on your
snowmobile than your car...
You refer to winter mittens and hat as
"choppers" and a "chook", respectfully...
You think traveling cross-country
means traveling from The Soo to Green Bay...
Your favorite band is Da
Yoopers...
Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof...
You Might be a Yooper if...
Your wife's Lady
Remington is a 30-06...