In case you were wondering, this week's Punk is Craig, he is a dumbass, so you may look forward to most likely seeing him as a punk in the future. Hope you all like my site. It is updated weekly including a gauranteed new punk of the week each week, so keep coming. I've also got a newsletter. If you'd like to get a copy each week please email me with the link below and you will begin recieving a weekly newsletter. Spread the word and gimme suggestions. Coming Soon to Captain Gonuts Hangout: "Battle of the child geniuses, Part:II", "Guess that Ass", "Win Ben Smolen's Money", "Cap'n Gonut's Theme Song", "The Future Girlfriend Remix" and more. If you've got a cool idea for punk of the week or anything else, you can mail it to me with the link below or at Dimwhitno3@aol.com. Sign the damn guestbook or i'll get testicular on ur ass cause no one ever signs it! Later! -Captain Gonuts
Cptn. Gonut's Cool Junk
* Play the fastest rising game show, 'Who wants to be an Amputee?'
* Play some of the funnest, but most pointless games on the net!
* Spider Man: Volume 666 ( The shit mascarade!)
* The Gonuts: by Charles Shlong
* 'Urinade, is it in you?' (available in tshirt, email me to order)
* See some of my favorite and funniest pages!
* The Amazing Fart Machine!!!!!!
* Wouldn't wanna be in this 'position'
* A bad day on sesame street
* This is flat out hilarious, visit it imediately, (turn down ur volume untill it is completely loaded)
* Make money while u surf!
* 'Cheese Stick Pornography'
* 'NEW'.....'Penis Pet Names'
* Sign my Guestbook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!