Dawgz Up!
We had to kick the other guard dawg, 'cuz he was just too cute...but this guy don't fool around! Check the following with Trooper at the door:
- Attitude. We're all cool in here, so no funny business.
- Your mind. We run on the heart here at the DawgHouse, so naturally any amount of logical thinking will do you no good.
- Football, Baseball, Soccer, Lacrosse, any sport besides basketball and tennis. My sports, my DawgHouse, I don't wanna see that funny egg-shaped ball in my DawgHouse!
- Narrow-mindedness and ignorance. This page has become a lot more dedicated to enlightenment and thought then ever before, so you have to have an open mind or everything in here will go over your head.
- If you cannot comply with these, the Guard Dawg will be happy to eat you...you saw what happened to the last kid.
- No other problems? Clear? Sweeeeet! Check in.
Crank up the music, step through the door, and enter the DawgHouse!