funnie shit people say

A lot of my friends have their moments and sometimes i remember what they say.. so here goes...

Elizabeth
"Susan you have good luck when i touch you, I'm gonna start touchin' myself."
"Yea she was havin' trouble insertin' her tampon... so I had to help her.. NO! not like that.. I jus'.. you know?"

Annie
"DMX is black?!?!"

Courtenay
"so, do you think we are goin' to get caught?" (we did)

Joey
"but it's a ford..." (yea.. it definitely got stuck)

Kendell
"i got hit on my whore-head.. i mean forehead"

Amy
ames - "singapore is in New Jersey"
me- "not-uh... it's in South America"
some guy- "umm.. it's in Asia"

(mumbled) "sometimes when i'm all alone, i whisper to myself... 'jello girlssss'"

"he was a missionary, whatever that is"

Robbie
"your head looks like a bow and arrow"

"your breath smells like layaway"

Ben
on the answerin' machine...
"hey you fucked up bunch of goddamn shithead bastards - this is Nathan's dad - if you see him - tell him to call me immediately - and the rest of you motherfuckers can rot and burn in hell - bye."

Shelton
"your breath smells like a PTA meeting"

"we should get condom wallpaper.. "

Alycia
"quit bein' such an Anorexi Lexi"

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