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Three Wishes

       Three blondes were left stranded on an island and were unable to find a way off. One day, one of the blondes found a bottle lying on the beach. She took it to her friends, and when they rubbed the bottle, a genie popped out and offered to grant each blonde one wish. The first blonde spoke up, "Genie, I want a way off this island. Make me really smart so that I can think of a way off this island." POOF! The genie turned her into a redhead, and she swam safely to shore.

       The second blonde didn't much like the idea of having to swim to shore, but like the first, she too wanted off the island. She said, "Genie, I want a better way off this island. Make me ten times smarter than you made the first girl, so I can think of a better way off this island." POOF! The genie turned her into a brunette, and she cut down a tree, built a boat, and rowed safely to shore.

       The third blonde, however, thought that there must be a better way to get to shore, so she wished, "Genie, make me 100 times smarter than you made the other girls so that I can think of a really good way off this island." The Genie thought a minute and waved his wand and POOF! He turned her into a man and she walked across the bridge.

Taken from Justin's World