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Two Horses

       A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she could cut the tail off of one horse, and that worked great until the other horse got its tail caught in a bush. It tore off exactly like the other horse's tail, and the blonde was stuck again.

       The neighbor suggested she notch the ear off one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again, the blonde couldn't tell them apart. The neighbor then suggested that she measure the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was two inches taller than the black.

Taken from Justin's World