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“Go” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.











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fter 54 years of marriage I have achieved some wisdom on the subject. Here are some of the thing's I've learned.

  1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
  2. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
  3. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
  4. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
  5. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
  6. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
  7. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".
  8. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.
  9. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
  10. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in North Carolina and mine is in Pennsylvania.
  11. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
  12. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.















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