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Buckle Up, Buttercup
Help When You Need It
Animals Do What They Want
Forget Something
Sleeping Dog Is Smart

Today's Inspiration

Rewired By Gratitude


A shadow clock was used in Egypt 3,400 years ago. It consisted of a short piece of wood pointing eastward that told the hours from sunrise to noon. The short piece of wood cast a shadow on a longer board on which the hours were marked off.





Established with nothing in mind but ridiculousness, National Fart Day is here to pay some respect to the body’s processes that require farting, as well as simply to name something that is really just kind of funny!

Everybody farts. The technical term for the gas that builds up is flatus, and when someone passes it out of their body we say they have flatulence. That's a nice way of putting it — most people just call it farting. The word "fart" was thought up in 1632; it means "to send forth wind from the anus," and comes from the Old English word "feortan," which means "to break wind." Farts can travel at speeds of about 10 feet per second, almost 7 miles per hour. On average, people fart about 14 times a day, producing enough gas to fill up a balloon. This means everyone should have multiple opportunities to fully celebrate National Fart Day.




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