April 3, 2012
Did you know Lady Laura is running for political office this year?
Well, then, I hereby give up this space today so that she can present her agenda:
There is a big election this year and I would like to submit my name for the prestigious office of Friend. Why should you vote for me?
- Iím a blast to have on a road trip.
- Iím a bee/wasp/yellow-jacket/anything with stingers magnet. If itís around it will sting me, leaving you to enjoy your time outdoors in peace without worry. I take the stings for you.
- Iím really good at impersonating people.
- I always order dessert at restaurants so you donít have to feel bad if you want to order dessert too.
- Itís not hard to make me laugh. I will make you feel like youíre hilarious.
- Iím good at mocking things and people when the situation calls for it.
- I will never forget your birthday.
- When things are awkward, Iím at my best. You will come to appreciate this greatly.
- I make delicious spaghetti.
Thank you for your consideration and I look forward to distinguished service as your Friend.