February 7, 2012

Do you ever wonder?

Do you ever wonder how many people owe you Coca-Colaís? You know how you say, ďJinx! You owe me a coke!Ē when you say the same thing at the same time as someone else. But do you ever really collect on those cokes? I feel like people owe me some Coca-Cola.

Do you ever wonder how much money has been thrown into wishing wells? I bet itís a lot.

Do you ever wonder how other people see you? Because I pretty much turn everyone Iíve ever known into a cartoon character. My buddy Les would make a great Barney Rubble. I see my wife as Wonder Woman. She'd have to be to put up with me for as many years as she has.

Do you ever wonder what would happen if wishes you made as a child came true? Because if they did, I would have a really weird life - excavating ancient sites as an archeologist while simultaneously winning best actor Oscars and ruling over Narnia as a fair and beloved King.

Do you ever wonder if there is someone on the other side of the mirror? Because hour-long television dramas would have us believe there is. Really makes you think twice about picking your nose in front of a mirror.

Do you ever wonder if math is real? I do.

Do you ever wonder if maybe Superman would be kind of condescending in real life? I bet he would be. I mean, good on him for being a hero and saving the world and all but he probably looks down on us. Youíre no better than me Superman, youíre just an alien with something to prove.

Do you ever wonder if people have tried to put a curse on you? Sometimes I think I do.

I donít know, just some things Iíve been thinking about. What do you wonder?