February 23, 2012
Late last night I found Lady Laura's stash of hidden Hershey's Kisses in the kitchen cabinet under one of our many coffee mugs. I wasn't really looking for them but since I found them I gave in to temptation and ate them. They've been in there so long each one had grown a little gray beard. Laura chewed me out when I told her I ate them. I resent that!
Here's some other things I resent:
You know how when you need to go to the store late at night - like you absolutely have to go - but you have to put pants on? I resent that.
You know how when you are on a diet and you're having a family night out and then all your brothers and sisters decide to eat something delicious but full of calories? I resent that.
You know how when you buy chapstick but it ends up making your lips more dry? I resent that.
You know how when you are about to go to bed, but then an awesome but scary movie is on, and then you watch it, and then you have nightmares all night? I resent that.
You know how you plan an awesome trip and then get really sick just days before? I resent that.
You know how you really want to write an article but you canít think of one funny or interesting thing to say? I resent that.
You know how when you tell a bad joke and then quickly cover it up by laughing but nobody cracks a smile? I resent that.
You know how you really want to keep watching the Twilight Zone marathon but it doesnít end until very late and you have an early doctor's appointment? I resent that.
Sorry to dump on you such a grouchy note but I don't feel very good and well ... I resent that.
And this morning somebody in this household ate my last pack of coconut m&ms which I had hidden in my file cabinet ... I REALLY resent that!!!