Al's Piece of Paradise(Well a dream anyway)
The Mottos for Today
- I am Somebody
- I can say no to drugs because. . . I am Somebody
- I can achieve positive things because. . . You guessed it. . . I am Somebody
Wassup! First I would like to say hello to all the Ladies and Gentleman on the Bus, ehr, the Website. My name is Al and I hope that you are having a wonderful and lovely day. If your not, then you should review the mottos for today above. Now everyone i just want to say thank you for visiting my site, and please sign my guest book, please. Email me if you would like, and then visit my links, I have.
My Under Construction Page
My ME Page
Chillin Like Villians
My College Pictures Page
My Special Olympics Page
The Joke Page
My Greek Myth Project
THE Hinton James Page
Valentine's Day is coming. Here are some different romatic
ways of saying I
- English........... I Love You
- Spanish.......... Te Amo
- French........... Je T'aime
- German.......... lch Liebe Dich
- Japanese....... Ai Shite Imasu
- Italian............. Ti Amo
- Chinese......... Wo Ai Ni
- Swedish........ Jag Alskar Dig
- Alabama, Arkansas, North Carolina, South Carolina,
Georgia, Tennessee, West Virginia, Virginia and Kentucky ......
A PIECE OF ADVICE
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
- She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED north
- She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY
- She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
- She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL
- She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
- She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED
- She does not GET YOU EXCITED -She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD
- She is not KINKY - She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER.
- She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY
- She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
- She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY
- She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
- She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY
- She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
- She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
- She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY
- She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
- He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
- He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
- He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
- He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
- He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
- He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
- He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
- He is not a SEX MACHINE - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.
- He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
- He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
- He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES - He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.
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Great Chapel Hill Bands
This first band is Sankofa. They get their inspiration from the Roots, and they are great hip-hop.
The next band is a rock band, and they put on a great show! Runaway Cab, they have been played on local radio stations around Chapel Hill.
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