.:The Day I Went Insane:.

Ladies and gentlemen....boys and girls....today is June 25th 2002 and it is 12:37....at this exact moment...I have gone insane. Would you like to know why? I'll tell ya why..... 1 2

SILICONE BOOBIES!

::sigh:: Ladies and gentlemen.....exhibit A:

Trish "I have a bra size bigger than my IQ" Stratus

Ladies and...well...Ladies...we all know women are not supposed to look like this. She must get sick and tired of being two boobs and not a person. Sure, they're nice to look at and squueze and lay on and...::ahem:: it's time we put a stop to silicone boobies....soon they will take over the world! They'll be sold on corner stores and you'll be able to fill 'em up at the gas station right next to the air machine......IT'LL BE INSANITY!

Fight for your rights....take a stand against silicone....

Thank you....
~The Mgmt.