:popstarjeff

Jeff stared into the mirror and puckered up.

Jeff: Ah beyet ah wud luk reul nass dreyessed up lahk thayat hawtteh Kahleh Miyinaw :doofysmilejeff
Matt: ::walks in:: Wut is yew dewin' kissin' yerself in da bayathrewm mirrur?
Jeff: AH IS GAWNNA BE A PAWP STAR!
Matt: Mah gawd...wun week yew is gawnna be a rayapper ayand da next week yew iyis a sooper heraw ayand nahw yew wanna be a pawp star!?
Jeff: YUP! :beamingjeff Ah is gawnna dreyess up lahk Kahleh Miyinaw...yew know....da hawtteh whew siyings ::Singing and dancing:: AH JIST CAYAN'T GIT YEW AWTTA MAH HEYED!
Matt: ::slaps forehead:: Mah gawd Jeffeh...yew is slow....::Storms out::

10 minutes later Matt re-entered the bathroom...

Matt: JEFFEH WHAY IS YEW WARIN' A HEWDED DREYESS!?
Jeff: AH LUK NASS! Ayand luk, thiyis plungin' necklaahn allaws yew tew see a bit uv mah nippuls :tweekingnippulsjeff
Matt: Oh mah gawd, oh mah...yew iyis truleh siyick Jeff...YEW IYIS A MAYAN NAWT A WUMUN!
Jeff: SO! AH LUK NASS! :puttingonlipstickjeff
Matt: Daddeh is gawnna kiyill yew sako!
Jeff: NAHW! ::Whispers:: Ah gawt da dreyess fum hiyis clawset! :gigglingjeff
Matt: :shockedmatt OH MAH! OH MAH! DADDEH IYIS A CRAWSSDREYESSER TEW?!? :-O
Jeff: PAWP STAR!
Matt: FLAMER!
Jeff: KAHLEH MIYINAW TRIBEWT ARTIYIST!
Matt: BAH SEXYEWUL FREEK!
Jeff: NAHW! AH AIN'T NAWT RANDAY!
Matt: WEYEL YEW AIN'T NAWT RAGHT THAYAT'S FER SHER!
Jeff: GIT AWT! Ah gawtta dew mah hayer
Matt: YEW GAWT DAYAT STEWPID HEWD ON! NO WUN CAYAN SEE YER HAYER!
Jeff: GIT! :pushesmattoutjeff Nahw....hmmm...::picks up hair brush:: hehe ::singing:: AH JIST CAYAN'T GIT YEW AWTTA MAH HEYED! BOAY YER LUVIN' IS AWL AH THIYINK ABAWT!

10 minutes later...

Gil: ::pounding on bathroom door:: Boay, WHAT'S AWL DA CAWMAWSHUN?!
Jeff: ::opens the door:: AH IS KAHLEH MIYINAW!
Gil: :shockedgil BOAY! WUZ YEW IN MAH REWM AGIN?! Ayand whay is yew heer...YEW GAWT A HAWS!
Jeff: Ah know daddeh but ah is gawnna be a pawp star!
Gil: BOAY! HAYAVE YEW LAWST YER MAHND?! ::thinks:: Don' nawt ayanswer thayat...
Jeff: Daddeh...ah gawts a stage ayand stuff seyet up awt bayack...YEW AYAND EVREH WUN IS GAWNNA WATCH ME PERFAWRM TEWNAGHT! :happygayjeff
Gil: Fahn, fahn..but win da naybers start cumplanin' cuz mah gay sun is a sako, yew is gawnna git it
Jeff: AH AIN'T NAWT GAY!
Gil: DEN START ACTIN' STRAYT BOAY! ::storms out::

That night:

The entire HnF crew were sitting in lawn chairs in the back yard in front of a make-shift stage Jeff had set up....there was a giant banner reading ":nippul" that stretched from one side of the stage to another by poles usually used for volley ball nets...

Matt: Mah gawd, Jeff is so slow...
Gil: ::screaming:: BOAY! HURREH DIYIS SHIAT UP! AH GAWT A BUBBLE BAYATH WAITIN' FER ME UPSTAYERS!
Jeff: ::from stage:: Okie gahs ::ahem::

Suddenly a huge spotlight turned on and Jeff started dancing like he was seizuring....

Jeff: ::singing and dancing:: BLAH BLAH BLAH...AH JIST CAYAN'T GIT YEW AWTTA MAH HEYED! BOAY YER LUVIN' IS AWL AH THIYINK ABAWT! BLAH BLAH BLAH...AH JIST CAYAN'T GIT YEW AWTTA MAH HEYED! BOAY YER LUVIN' IS AWL AH THIYINK ABAWT! BLAH BLAH BLAH...AH JIST CAYAN'T GIT YEW AWTTA MAH HEYED! BOAY YER LUVIN' IS AWL AH THIYINK ABAWT! BLAH BLAH BLAH...AH JIST CAYAN'T GIT YEW AWTTA MAH HEYED! BOAY YER LUVIN' IS AWL AH THIYINK ABAWT! BLAH BLAH BLAH...AH JIST CAYAN'T GIT YEW AWTTA MAH HEYED! BOAY YER LUVIN' IS AWL AH THIYINK ABAWT! BLAH BLAH BLAH...AH JIST CAYAN'T GIT YEW AWTTA MAH HEYED! BOAY YER LUVIN' IS AWL AH THIYINK ABAWT!
Gil: ::Stands up:: BOAY! SHUDDUP!!!!!!!!
Jeff: ::Stops:: Yew don' nawt lahk mah sawng? :sadnippul
Gil: BOAY! Ah seen bettur shit den dayat cummin' from zebra's ayassus awn late naght Discuveree Chayannul spechuls!
Edge: WELL I LIKED IT, EY! :D :D :D
Rob: ::puff puff:: Duuude...it looks so cool when you're stoned....yeah....
Jeff: WEYELL FAHN! FAHN! Ah'll give up mah dreem cuz mah daddeh is a sako mayan! HEER! TAKE YER DRESS! ::rips off dress:: :nakedjeff

Moxie, Kristy, Holly, Ari, and Dani all stood up and applauded as Jeff stood there naked...

Holly: ENCORE! :inadazehawlie
Jeff: Oh mah ::covers self w/ hands and runs inside::

10 minutes later....

Jeff was in the bathroom crying while sitting on the toilet seat when Edge walked in...

Edge: Hi, ey...um...
Jeff: GO BRUSH YER TEETH SUMWARE EYELSE!
Edge: I just wanted to tell you I liked the conert, ey! It totally reeked of tributeartistness, ey!
Jeff: ::wipes away tears:: Yew lahked iyit? :nakedjeff
Edge: EVERYONE DID, EY!
Jeff: Nawt mah daddeh ayand mah brudder :sadjeff
Edge: NO, EY! Gil was just mad aboot you taking his dress, ey!
Jeff: Ayand Matt?
Edge: Matt's so reeking of denial, ey!
Jeff: Yew know....YEW I RAGHT! Ah is gawnna be a pawp star! :beamingjeff
Edge: OF COURSE, EY! Now....you know, you kinda look like a toothbrush in that dress, ey!
Jeff: Oh mah....

The next morning:

Jeff was back in the bathroom, this time in a tight silver fringy dress, and a huge curly afro....

Jeff: ::singing into hairbrush:: AH JIST CAYANT GIT YEW AWTTA MAH HEYED!
Matt: ::walks in:: WHAY IS YEW STILL HEER SINGIN' THAYAT SAKO SAWNG?
Jeff: Cuz...ah gawtta prayactice fer mah toor! MAH FAYANS ARE WAITIN!
Matt: Jeff....yew gawt ishews!
Jeff: Naw..ah gawts nippuls....nahw git awt so ah kin prayactice mah dayancin'!
Gil: ::walks in:: Wut is yew - BOAY! WERE YEW IN MAH REWM AGIN!?
Jeff: Yup...ayand da dress luks nass awn me....NAHW AWL YEW SAKO GIT AWT SO AH KIN PRAYACTICE!!! ::pushes Gil and Matt out and locks the door:: hehe....::singing:: AH JIST CAYAN'T GIT YEW AWTTA MAH HEYED!!! ::looks up:: Hey...::screams:: Daddeh, siyince win diyid yew instawl securiteh cayamurehs in da bayathrewm?

::camera fuzzes up::