Costume Party at Gilbert's

Jeff snickered as he slipped his contume on and prepared to goto his dad's costume party
-Jeff: This is gonna be nass...mah brother will see me dressed as a sawck an' go sako!
Jeff made sure to leave holes in his costume for his nipples to peak through...and he tucked his hair in. He applied a few more dabs of white paint to his face, touched up the blue stripes, and attempted to walk out the front door.

At the party:

Matt was hanging out with Ari and Holly. Matt was dressed as a clown, Holly was a hooker (so basically, herself in a short, red, pleather dress ) and Ari was John Travolta...yes, I said she was John Travolta!
Matt: I wunder where mah brudder, Jeff, is
Holly: Waxing his nipples maybe?

Jeff entered the party and snickered as he walked over to the punch bowl.
Dani: JEFF? IS THAT YOU?
Christian: Woah dude, you are so reeking of tube sockiness!
Jeff: Don't teyell Matt, it's a serprize!
Dani: Well, I don't thinkhe can miss ya, I mean...YOU'RE DRESSED UP AS A SOCK FOR CHRISTS SAKE!! I mean, just look at me for example, i'm here as Daniela, the innocent form of me...and Christian is Big Bird. Now maybe we could hide from Matt, but you...HELL NO!

Jeff decided to get his groove on, and he grabbed Kristy (who was dressed as a nipple :evil) and began to dance.
Jeff: Ain't this nass?
Kristy: Wow! I'm a dancin' nippul...and you...A SOCK!!!

Matt heard Kristy scream 'sock' and looked up, it was then that he saw a dancing sock!
Matt: Aw mah gud lawrd! IT'S A DANCIN' SAWCK! DREEMS DEW CUM TREW!!!

Matt ran as fast as he could toward Jeff, and he tackled him.
Matt: I gawt ya naw!
Jeff: I AIN'T NAWT A REEL SAWCK!
Matt": Yeah raht! Yew just dawn't wanna git stuffed! BUT YEW IS!!!

Jeff scurried away and an around the room like a mad man!
Matt GIT BACK HEER! I'M GUNNA STUFF YA! YEW BIG TOOB SAWCK!!!
Jef: NAAAAAAW!!! I AIN'T A SAWCK! I IS YER BRUDDER!

The chase went on like this for 10 minutes until Matt finally got ahold of the socks..er...Jeff's leg. Matt proceeded to try and stuff Jeff, head first, into his pants. Ari saw this and ran over to them.

Ari: NO! DON'T! THAT'S JEFF!

Matt stopped.
Matt: Awww *looks at Jeff* Sawry! *drops Jeff*
Jeff: awww mah head! I NEED SUM ASPRIN!
Ari: Poor Jeff...want me to rub yer nipples?
Jeff: *shakes head yes*

Just then, Gilbert came down stairs, dressed up as a giant skittle....
Jeff's head perked up....and another crazy adventure...started all over again!

And the moral of this story is: Well...nothing...but nippuls sher are nass!!!