The Real World, North Carolina

::Music::

Holly's voice: This is the story
Matt's voice: Of 7 weird sawck lovers...
Jeff's voice: NO! NIPPULS AND THEYER ARE 10 OF US NAW!!
Ari's voice: We're 10 strangers...picked to live in a house...
Dani's voice: to find out what happens when I molest Christian
Christian's voice: LORD HELP ME!
Edge's voice: to find oot what happens when we brush our teeth.
Randy's voice: When we sleep w/ all the cast members.
Shane: When peupul stawp bein' palaht!
Shannon: and start gittin'...er....what's do awpasit uv palaht?
Holly's voice: and start getting real....
Ari's voice: The Real World...
All: NORTH CAROLINA!

Everyone arrived at the house (that looked exactly like the mansion from the Real World New Orleans) and gathered by the front door.

Randy: Who has the key? I WANNA FIND MY ROOM! :evilrandy
Dani: I do!!
Christian: ::hiding behind Edge:: DON'T LET HER HURT ME, EY!
Jeff: I thawt we was suppozed ta be strangers!
Holly: Well they got the strange part right
Jeff: :confusedJeff
Matt: ::stuffing sawcks in pants:: Welp..leyets gaw in naw!

Everyone went into the house and stood there in awe.

Edge: Well, ey! This is aboot the nicest house I have ever seen, ey!
Ari: OMG! *TMO* WE'RE GONNA BE LIVING HERE!
Jeff: We is? I thawt we was just gawnna screw....nawt l...er.. :confusedJeff
Holly: How about we just go upstairs and decide who gets what room and who wants to room w/ whom....
Christian: Wait, ey!! It appears that two rooms are down here, ey!
Holly: Hey...looks good to me :evilhawlie Shane...er...Sugar...er....Hollywood...er...Hurricane...er...Gregory....LOOK GUY WHO USED TO BE CALLED SHANE HELMS, DO YOU WANNA ROOM W/ ME?
Shane: Sawnds nass! :evilShane
Holly: We'll take the purty one w/ the red beaded curtain as a doorway....easy access :evilhornywantsshanehawlie
Dani: :innocentDani Christian, want the other room down here, w/ me?
Christian: Are you gonna molest me, ey?
Dani: OH NO! I HAVE CHANGED! I just wanna be your friend Chrissy Poo :innocentyetevildani
Christian: Sounds good, ey!

The rest of the group went upstairs.

Ari: There are 3 rooms up here...let's go check 'em out!

The 6 of them walked into one room which was decorated in all blue and gold with two king sized beds right next to each other.

Jeff: NASS!! MATT DEW YEW WANNA RUM HEER?
Matt: Welp..yep..unless Shanny wants tew rum with ya, then I kin git Ahray or...or Edge...
Ari: Well...Matt...Randy and I kinda want to room togther :sorryari
Randy: ::picks up Ahray and throws her on the bed:: Oh yeah babay! ::picks her up:: Let's go and find another room! ::runs out::
Matt: Ok...umm...Edge...dew yew wanna go ayanda rum?
Edge: Sure, ey! Come on,ey !!

Soon everyone had found their rooms and Holly found herself sitting alone in the kitchen crying. Shane entered and sat next to her at the island.

Shane: Wanna tawlk about it? :sadshane
Holly: ::sniffling:: i...I..I FORGOT THE CONDOMS!!! ::bawling::
Shane: DON'T NAWT CRAH!I BRAWT A JUMBO BAWX!!
Holly: ::dries eyes:: y-you did? WOOHOO!! :jumps on Shane's back:: LET'S GO!

Meanwhile upstairs, Edge and Matt were arguing over who go to use what dresser drawers.

Matt: I GAWT BIG SAWCKS! I NEED DRAWERS!
Edge: My toothbrush collection is bigger, ey!
Matt: YEW WANNA DAH????
Edge: I WANNA FLOSS, EY! SO LEAVE ME ALONE, EY!
Matt: I'm gawnna go ayand cumfert mah self bah stuffin' sawcks!

Meanwhile: Ari: WOAH RANDY! ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THIS!! The only thing we have seperating our room from Jeff's and Shanny's is that beaded curtain ::points to join room::
Randy: THE MORE THE MERRIER!! :evilRandy
Ari: Randy...I'm begginning to think that you don't really love me :madahray
Randy: NO! BABY! I DO! I LOOOVE YOUR SWEET, CHERY PIE!
Ari: BUT YOU WANNA HAVE SEX W/ JEFF????
Randy: Well...don't you??
Ari: :totalshockari WELL YEAH! BUT...BUT....I'M NOT...YOOOOU!!! Now look...do you want me or not? :dramaticahray
Randy: ::blank look::

::Screen fades to black::