Stages of Life
The Male Stages.........
Age. Seduction lines.
17 My parents are away for the weekend.
25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 My fiancée is away for the weekend.
48 My wife is away for the weekend.
66 My second wife is dead.
Age. Favorite sport.
17 Sex.
25 Sex.
35 Sex.
48 Sex.
66 Napping.
Age. Definition of a successful date.
17 Tongue.
25 Breakfast.
35 She didn't set back my therapy.
48 I didn't have to meet her kids.
66 Got home alive.
"The Tower of Humanity"
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The Female Stages...........
Age. Favorite fantasy.
17 Tall, dark and handsome.
25 Tall, dark and handsome with money.
35 Tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain.
48 A man with hair.
66 A man.
Age. Ideal date.
17 He offers to pay.
25 He pays.
35 He cooks breakfast next morning.
48 He cooks breakfast next morning for the kids.
66 He can chew his breakfast.
