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The 2 Heifers.com Barnyard

A place for calves to learn more about the bovine species.

Recipes

Try a Family Favorite

COW PLOP COOKIES:

4 cups sugar
1 cup milk
3 tablespoons of baking cocoa
3 tablespoons of peanut butter
2 teaspoons of vanilla
4 cups of oatmeal (the 1 minute kind)

Place wax paper on the table. In a large pan, mix sugar and milk. Heat to boiling and boil for one minute, stirring constantly. Remove from heat. Add cocoa, peanut butter and vanilla. Stir until smooth. Add enough oatmeal until mixture in hard to stir. Spoon mixture on wax paper. Let stand until cool, about 10 to 15 minutes.

DO YOU KNOW YOUR COW JOKES???

1. What do you call a cow with no legs?

2. How do you count cows?

3. What famous beach do cows go to for the holidays?

4. What is a cow's favorite TV show?

5. Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?

6. What do you call a cow that eats grass?

7. Where can you find the most cows?

8. Where do cows go on Saturday night?

9. What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

10. What do youget when you cross a cow with a duck?

11. Where does the cow artist put his paintings?

12. What do you get from a nervous cow?

13. What is a cow's favorite class at school?

14. Where do steers go to dance?

15. What do you call a bull that is sleeping?

16. What T.V. show is about investigating mysterious animals?

These Jokes courtesy of Kids are Punny

To order your copy, click here.

to submit your favorite cow joke just email

The 2 Heifers

Heifer Poetry

The Purple Cow

by Gelett Burgess

I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I can tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see on than be one!!

Cow

by Valerie Worth

The cow
Coming
Across the grass
Moves
Like a mountain
Toward us;
Her hipbones
Jut
Like sharp
Peaks
Of stone,
Her hoofs
Thump
Like dropped
Rocks:
Almost
Too late
She stops.