Humiliating Moments

I was at my boyfriend's birthday party, and I wanted to do something unique for him. I decided to sing his favorite song for all the guests. After my performance, I told everyone that I hadd a superspecial gift I wanted to give my guy, but before I had a chance to hand him his present, I let out and ear-splitting fart!

I was at my bud's house for a sleepover, and right after I hit the sack I started feeling really queasy. I had been scarfing down junk food all night, and it hit me all of a sudden. I let out what I thought was gas and wen't to sleep, not giving it another thought. But I woke up to my friend's dog licking up diarrhea off my sleeping bag and her two little sisters running around the house screaming that I had pooped in my pants. I was so mortified that I haven't slept over at anyones house since!

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