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Slugge's Palace of Craziness

The Slugge's Gone Back To School.....

...so I can be real smart and be a rocket scientist. Well, I'm Slugge. Not to be confused with the man on TV who fixes bicycles, but you probably wouldn't anyway 'cuz his name is Bill. Well, this is my page. It is a good page. It is an excellent page. This page is so good that you will find absolutely nothing wrong with it. But whatever you do, DON'T CLICK HERE!!! Explore at your own peril, for there are many hazards along the way. Oh yes, and don't forget to bookmark it, because it's never completely finished. I won't be updating it as much as I did before, 'cuz I'm actually gonna try this year, which means possibly doin' homework. If anyone sends me anything either to add to what I have, or something new, I'll gladly post it.

List Of Things To Think About

Words Of Wisdom

Want To Know What It Takes To Be A Canadian?

1998/1999 Darwin Awards

A List Of All My Crazy Rambles And Stories

50 Fun Things To Do At Walmart

100 Ways To Confuse Your Roommate

A Bunch Of Pictures I've Collected

25 Things To Do While Babysitting

Sounds

Children's Books That Just Didn't Quite Make It

Chalkboard Lessons

You Know You're A Redneck If . . . .

Things To Do In An Elevator

101 Things Not To Say During Sex

Brand Name Condoms

Men's English vs. Women's English

Recipe For Some Sweet Lovin'

Hotdogs. . . Armor Hotdogs. . . They're The Dogs Kids Love To Eat. . . . Fat Kids, Skinny Kids, Kids Who Climb On Rocks. . . . Tough Kids, Wimpy Kids, Even Kids With Chicken Pocks. . .Hot Dogs. . . Armor Hot Dogs. . . They're The Dogs. . . Kids. . . Love. . . To . . . Eat!!!. . . . . . . . Please Buy Armor Hotdogs

These are three types of lists for most people I know. If I know you, you're probably on one of them. I'm sure that I'll recieve a bunch of hate mail for this. Don't forget that while you can convince me to move you onto a better list, you can also get moved onto the infamous and much feared....*cue dramatic music*...Bitch List!!! Thus is the fickle nature of the Slugge. You have been warned.

Da Kommitte

The Not So Honorables

The Bitch List

THE MOST HATED SPAWN OF HELL

I'm watching you, and I know you're here. . . . . . . . . . NO! Put your pants back on!!!. . . . all I wanted was for you to sign my guestbook. . . . . . .oy.. . . . .

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