The Hairy Hitchhiker
A young lady driving alone down the highway one
night say a large gray-haired woman slowly walking
along the side of the road. She pulled over and
offered the old woman a ride. As they rode along,
the women made small-talk. As the old lady offered
her a stick of gum, she noticed the old woman's
hands were very wide and the knuckles were badly
scarred, she also saw how incredibly hairy the
woman's arm was. Realizing her mistake,she swerved
and said she thought she'd hit something, then she
stopped and asked the old lady if she'd take a look.
When the old lady was behind the car, the girl sped
off. The young girl immediately felt guilty realizing
that she had probably just been an old woman,and in
her nervousness she had behaved very badly. She felt
even worse when she notice the old woman's purse
sitting in the floor of the passenger side. Realizing
she couldn't just go on with it, she lifted it from
the floor and saw that inside it was filled with wallets,
watches and jewelry and a large bloody hunting knife.