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Education: Graduated from Kiski Area High School in Vandergrift, PA, Benton Central High School in Oxford, IN, Penn State University in State College, PA, Purdue University in West Lafayette, IN, Missouri University Columbia, and Nova Southeastern University
Schools: Sun Valley High School, Buckeye Valley High School, and Delaware Hayes High School
Favorite books: The Great Gatsby, The Amazing Adventures Of Kavalier And Clay, Fahrenheit 451, Empire Falls, White Noise, A People's History Of The United States, A Confederacy Of Dunces, Frankenstein, Hamlet, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Jungle, The Sun Also Rises, The Sweet Hereafter, The Scarlet Pimpernel, America: The Book, A Year at the Movies, Wicked, Rain of Gold, The Kite Runner
Favorite TV Shows: Mystery Science Theater 3000, Northern Exposure, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Vicar of Dibley, Father Ted, M*A*S*H, The Simpsons, F-Troop, Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares
Favorite Movies: Young Frankenstein, Spinal Tap, Best In Show, Groundhog Day, The Love Bug, Revenge of the Pink Panther, Mary Poppins, The Sound of Music, The Postman, Monty Python's Holy Grail
Favorite Bands / Singers: The Clarks, Dokken, Metallica, AC/DC, Simon and Garfunkel, Diana Krall, The Cranberries, Junkyard, Poison, Kiss, Iron Maiden, L.A. Guns, Badlands, Black Crowes, Ozzy Obsourne, Buddy Guy, Cinderella, Megadeth, Anthrax, Ratt, Motley Crue, Tom Jones, Rush, Warrant, etc.
Favorite Teams: Penn State football, Steelers, Penguins, Pirates, BV Barons, Hayes Pacers
Favorite Mystery Science Theater 3000 Episodes (and a brief summary): Agent For H.A.R.M. - Smarmy secret agent in a sweater vest chases a sexy spy and a spore gun that turns people to goo, Angel's Revenge - Attractive 70's women in a really cool van bust drug lords Jack Palance and Peter Lawford, The Beginning of the End - Peter Graves and a photographer seek to destroy giant locusts that he is responsibe for creating, The Brain That Wouldn't Die - A brilliant young doctor seeks a new body for his girlfriend's decapitated, talking head, Bride of the Monster - Bela Lugosi, with and octopus and Tor Johnson's help, wants to rule the world - an Ed Wood classic, Danger! Death Ray - European agent tries to retrieve a death ray created for peaceful purposes and transported in toys, The Deadly Mantis - Big praying mantis terrorizes the coast but ends up trapped in a tunnel in New York, Final Justice - Texas lawman Joe Don Baker goes to Malta to get the bad guys who killed his partner, Girlstown - Bad girls, nuns, Mamie VanDoren, Paul Anka, and Mel Torme, jaguars - what else could you possible ask for?, Horror at Party Beach - Radioactive monster with hot dogs in his mouth kills beach kids before being foiled by the miracle of sodium, It Conquered the World - Giant vegetable and Lee VanCleef discover man is a feeling creature too late to ward off Peter Graves, Jack Frost - With the help of Jack Frost, an oppressed step daughter avoids a witch and pig sled to marry a former bear-man, The Killer Bees - Bees terrorize small British village, killing a dog and a woman who smokes like a chimney, but who is to blame?, The Killer Shrews - Mutant shrews terrorize a small island and James Best, while all non-shrew inhabitants drink like fish, Mitchell - Out-of-shape cop Joe Don Baker breaks all the rules and sleeps with Linda Evans while trying to bust big drug kingpins, PARTS: The Clonus Horror - A clone bred for parts escapes to discover the truth about his life a conspiracy involving Peter Graves, Puma Man - A wimpy guy in slacks and his Aztec priest friend fight evil in the form of Donald Pleasence in a Dr. Evil suit, Riding With Death - Ben Murphy turns invisible to fight crime - it's a 70's truck-driving, car-racing TV show that never made it, Rocketship X-M - Sexist astronauts in cluding Noah Berry and Lloyd Bridges go slightly off course and end up on Mars, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - Martians who kidnap Santa to keep kids, including Pia Zadora, happy, end up finding a martian substitute, Secret Agent Super Dragon - Secret Agent sleeps with every woman in Amsterdam in his quest to capture bad guys who put crazy drug in gum, Space Mutiny - Beefy space guy and his middle-age girlfriend defeat a mutinous crew with the help of Sting and God, Teenagers From Outer Space - Space guys unleash giant lobsters meant to be harvested for food later but are thwarted by a sensitive spaceman, This Island Earth - Aliens with big foreheads come to earth to harness atomic energy, much to the chagrin of the scientists they employ, Track of the Moonbeast - Loser scientist gets nailed with a meteorite and becomes a big, lizzardy thing with a taste for human flesh, Werewolf - Scientists find skeleton of a werewolf that has them fighting, scratching, and howling to find out its secrets, The Wild, Wild World of Batwoman - Batwoman and bikini-clad followers chase a masked man who looks like a Mexican wrestler and his wacky friends,
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